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To: Don Pueblo who wrote (1672)1/2/1998 10:26:00 PM
From: Jeffrey S. Mitchell  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 4295
 
A chick was walking down the road one day and came upon a horse stuck in a quagmire up to his butt. The horse asked the chick to help pull him out but the chick said, "You're a horse. You're too big for me to pull you out". The horse said, "My owner lives in the house at the end of the road. If you go tell him I'm stuck he will come back here with his Mercedes and pull me out." The chick went and told the owner and sure enough he came back with his Mercedes and pulled the horse out. About a week later the horse was walking down the same road and came upon the chick stuck in the same quagmire. The chick called to the horse for help. "Go get your owner and ask him to pull me out with his Mercedes," said the chick. The horse laughed and said that he could do it himself. He positioned himself over the chick and told the chick to reach up and grab him by his penis and he would pull him out. The chick reached up and grabbed hold and sure enough the horse pulled him out. Moral of story: When you're hung like a horse you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.