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Non-Tech : Any info about Iomega (IOM)? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: John Alan Wallace who wrote (42237)	1/3/1998 11:32:00 PM
From: Naggrachi	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 58324

**OT*** A joke for Trufflette That was real funny John, try this one for laughs: > An Englishman ,a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to > > give speeches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an > > impression on their audience. > > > > The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his > > colleagues starts by rubbing first his chest and then his groin. > > > > When he finishes the Scotsman and Irishman ask him > > what he was doing. > > > > > > "Well" he explained" By rubbing my chest I indicated > > breasts and thus Ladies and by rubbing my groin I indicated balls > and > > thus Gentlemen. So my speech started :Ladies and > > Gentlemen". > > > > On his way up to the podium the Scotsman thought to > > himself I'll go one better than that English bastard and started > his > > speech by making an antler symbol with his fingers above his head > > before also rubbing his chest and his groin. > > > > When he finished his colleagues asked what he was > > doing. > > > > "Well" he explained" By imitating antlers and then > > rubbing my chest and groin I was starting my speech by saying Deer > > Ladies and Gentlemen". > > > > > > On his way up to the podium the Irishman thought to > > himself I'll go one further than those mainland bastards and started > > his speech by making an antler symbol above his head, rubbing his > > chest, and then his groin, and then masturbating furiously. > > > > > > When he finished his colleagues asked him what he was > > doing. > > > > "Well" he explained," by imitating antlers, rubbing my > > chest and then my groin and then masturbating I was starting my > > speech by saying Deer Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great > > pleasure......."