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To: KM who wrote (42242)	1/3/1998 11:45:00 PM
From: Naggrachi	Respond to of 58324

**OT** Joke for Truff Here's another one for ya: A guy, a pig, and a dog are the survivors of a terrible shipwreck, and they find themselves stranded on a desert island. After being there awhile, they get into a ritual of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down. One particular evening the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance! Well, that pig started looking better and better and pretty soon the guy rolled toward the pig and put his arm around it. The dog was not very happy with this and growled fiercely at the guy, until he removed his arm from the pig. They continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her and they slowly nursed her back to good health. When she was well enough they introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening, red sky, cirrus clouds, warm gentle breeze,perfect for romance, the four of them lying there. The guy started getting 'those' ideas again, so he leaned over toward the girl and said,"Um..would you mind taking the dog for a walk?" Zead

To: KM who wrote (42242)	1/3/1998 11:47:00 PM
From: Naggrachi	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 58324

*****OT****** Here's another one for ya: > >>A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a > >>mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the > >>farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to find the > >>farmer, but the farmer can't be found. So the chicken drives the > >>farmer's BMW 328 back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the > >>bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to the horse and > >>drives forward saving him from sinking!> >> > >>A few days later the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again > >>and this time the chicken fell into a mud hole. The chicken yelled to > >>the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I > >>think I can stand over the hole!" So the horse stretched over the > >>width of the mud hole and said "Grab my 'thingy' and pull yourself up". The > >>chicken did and pulled himself to safety.> >>> >>The moral of the story:> >> > >>If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW 328 to pick up chicks.