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To: Bill who wrote (991732)1/4/2017 11:24:33 AM
From: jlallen  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1570331
 
Indeed.....

Omits the mess in the ME he & the lying hag have created though...



To: Bill who wrote (991732)1/4/2017 12:25:59 PM
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Are you or someone you know suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS), that new mental disorder sweeping college towns, gated communities and other trust-funder enclaves across the nation?

Much has been written of late about this debilitating malady, but what is needed is a comprehensive list of symptoms that indicate you may be infected.

You may have Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) if:

You will never forgive Tom Brady for having that Make America Great Again cap in his locker last spring.

You may have TDS if you donated to the Jill Stein “recount” fund.

Or if you’re booked as the first guest of the evening on Tucker Carlson’s new show on Fox News.

If you embrace all immigrants, legal or illegal – except Melania Trump.

Or if you got drunker on election night than Don Lemon of CNN did on New Year’s Eve.

If you are still forwarding the since-retracted fake news story in the Washington Post that falsely claimed that the Russians had hacked the nation’s electrical grid.

If you’ve posted on social media that 2016 was the worst year of your life.

If you just learned in November that presidential elections aren’t decided by the popular vote.

If you’ve called 911 to report a hate crime by Donald Trump supporters that didn’t happen, just to show what white, heterosexual males who have real jobs might be capable of if… if… uh…. Officer, can we just forget I ever made this call?

If you’ve been protesting Trump by sticking your face into a bowl of crushed Cheetos. (Glenn Beck, this means you.)

If you have a hyphenated last name, and, if you’re in college, the last word of your major is “Studies.”

If you’ve been “powering through” these last eight weeks.

You may be in the throes of TDS if you’ve created a Facebook group to “resist” the new administration.

Or if you have contributed to the Clinton Foundation or the Clinton Global Initiative. (This means you, George Stephanopoulos – and many, many others).

If you’ve been reading up on the “emoluments clause” in the Constitution because by God that’s how you’re going to impeach Trump – just ask Robert Kuttner and Paul Krugman!

If you begin every other sentence with: “Although Hillary received 2.9 million more votes….”

If you own a business and have left a message on your phone saying you will no longer service Trump voters – and you live a county that went 58 percent for Trump.

If you’re still waiting for that post-Trump-victory stock market crash. (Boston Globe, this means you – remember their fake news headline from April 9 imagining a President Trump: “Markets sink as trade war looms.”)

If you still refuse to remove that “Stronger Together” bumper sticker from your Prius.

If you have attached a safety pin to some article of your clothing, to indicate that you will provide a “safe space” for any of your fellow NPR tote bag carriers so traumatized by what has happened.

If you called in sick to your so-called job at the non-profit Nov. 9.

If you first endorsed Chris Christie for president, then refused to attend the GOP convention, then bragged that you blanked the presidential race on Nov. 8, but are now planning to slink down to D.C. to attend the inauguration. (Gov. Charlie Baker, this means you.)

If you are a “Republican” and your name is Bill Weld or Bill Kristol.

If you have asserted publicly that the election may have been stolen by certain parties hacking into voting machines with “floppy discs.” (Jill Stein, this means you.)

If you are a self-proclaimed Nasty Woman who once claimed to be a Native American.

If seeing Ivanka Trump and her three toddlers on a commercial flight drives you and your life partner in paroxysms of heterophobia.

If you have blamed Hillary’s loss on one or more of following bogeymen: James Comey, the Russians, the electoral college, Islamophobia, homophobia, misogyny, voter ID laws, fake news etc. etc. etc.

If you think Keith Olbermann’s unhinged basement rants for the website of a magazine no one knew was even still in business is must-see-TV.

If you really thought moonbat Merrick Garland was going to be appointed to the Supreme Court yesterday.

And finally, you may have a full-blown case of TDS if you think anybody cares about your feelings, snowflake.

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