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To: Pogeu Mahone who wrote (130418)	2/14/2017 6:24:30 PM
From: stsimon	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 217710

I am confident that I shall enjoy Comrade Chump's administration more than you will. LMAO.

To: Pogeu Mahone who wrote (130418)	2/14/2017 6:35:02 PM
From: bart13	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 217710

The Coyote Principle, a moldie oldie Elron wet dream CALIFORNIA • The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor’s dog, then bites the Governor. • The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie “Bambi” and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural. • He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the state $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it. • He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases. • The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged. • The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals. • The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a “coyote awareness program” for residents of the area. • The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world. • The Governor’s security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training for the nature of coyotes. • PETA protests the coyote’s relocation and files a $5 million suit against the state. TEXAS • The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog. • The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. • The buzzards eat the dead coyote. And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.