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Pastimes : Let's Talk About Our Feelings!!! -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Cheeky Kid who wrote (14934)	1/6/1998 1:45:00 AM
From: Lady Lurksalot	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 108807

Cheeky Kid, I always start out to write just a short post and then tend to run off at the keyboard. <vbg> I agree, it is a hassle to use ones wordprocesor for online writing. My wordprocessor is DOS-based (WordPerfect), making it even more of chore. I lurk over at the "Laughter" thread and sometimes even post there. I think I have seen the distaff version of this poem, and somehow I don't think it would take the place of your fav. I too love technology and most of what it brings to us. I would be interested to hear what you think lies ahead with this fairly new and powerful medium--positive and negative. When you say that there are possibilities out there that we have not yet even dreamed of, try to let your imagination run and see what comes to your mind. Holly

To: Cheeky Kid who wrote (14934)	1/6/1998 1:51:00 PM
From: Grainne	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 108807

Cheeky, I thought this poem was so funny it should be reprinted in its entirety. Some of us skim these threads so fast that we don't always click on the url's, and I wouldn't want anyone to miss this one. Thanks!!! MAN, I'M GLAD I'M A MAN, MAN Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a woman When Oprah comes on, I turn off the TV I don't shave my legs, I stand up to pee I go to a barber, not a beauty salon Don't pluck out my eyebrows just to draw them back on Don't wax my pubes so I can wear shorts I use my turn signal, I understand sports Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man Tell you the reason I am I don't go through a faze every 28 days Man, I'm glad I'm a man I pay cash at the grocery, no checks or coupons Don't take a lot of friends when I go the john I don't throw a fit when I break a nail I don't buy a lot of shoes just because they're on sale I don't apply makeup in my rear-view mirror I don't think of Bambi when I'm out hunting deer Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man Tell you the reason I am I don't face the pain of water-weight gain Man, I'm glad I'm a man Listen to me ladies I love your pretty faces Your warm and soft embraces I don't spend a fortune on French lingerie This is the same underwear I wore yesterday Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man And those were the reasons I am!