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To: Brumar89 who wrote (1021596)6/17/2017 1:03:06 PM
From: Brumar89  Respond to of 1573004
 
Trump Comey meeting transcript:

RECORDING NO. 1:

TRUMP: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!! I WANNA COKE!!!

(sound of door opening)

BUTLER: I have a Coke for you, Mr. President. If you'll remember, sir, we put a button on your desk so you wouldn't have to call out for your Coke.

TRUMP: A what?

BUTLER: A button, sir.

TRUMP: Aw, yeah. Right. Button. Did you know I came up with that word, "button." Just made sense. I just said it one day when I sat on one. I said, "Whoa. Butt. On. Button. Let's call it that." True story, not many know that.

BUTLER: Very good, sir. Will that be all?

TRUMP: Yeah. No. Wait, actually. Tell that Fleebus guy … uhhhh … who is that idiot?

BUTLER: Reince Priebus, sir?

TRUMP: Yeah. Dopey lookin' guy. Hate him. Tell him to c'mere.

BUTLER: Right away, sir.

(sound of door closing followed by sound of can opening)

TRUMP: Mmmmm. Love the feel of this cool can in my big, huge hand. Look at that hand. So big. Way bigger than Obama's.

(knock on the door)

PRIEBUS: You asked for me, Mr. President?

TRUMP: Yes. Get me Coney.

PRIEBUS: Sir?

TRUMP: Coney. John Coney. The tall dope with the Russia stuff.

PRIEBUS: Jim Comey, sir? The head of the FBI?

TRUMP: Right. Him. Bring him here. I'm gonna fire him. Look at the size of my hands, Royce. Huge, right?

PRIEBUS: Yes, sir.

RECORDING NO. 2:

TRUMP: Have a seat, George.

COMEY: Jim.

TRUMP: What?

COMEY: My name's Jim, Mr. President.

TRUMP: Whatever. Jim Coney. Is that like Coney Island? Cause I once had some schmuck buried out …

COMEY: Comey, sir. With an "m." Comey.

TRUMP: Whatever. You're fired.

COMEY: Excuse me?

TRUMP: You're done. You're out. I don't like this Russia stuff you're doing.

COMEY: Mr. President, this seems very inappro...

TRUMP: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!! I WANNA COKE!!!

(sound of door opening)

BUTLER: I have a Coke for you, Mr. President. If you'll remember, sir, we put a button on your desk so you wouldn't have to call out for your Coke.

TRUMP: A what?

BUTLER: A button, sir.

TRUMP: Aw, yeah. Right. Button. Did you know I came up with that word, "button."

(sound of door closing)

TRUMP: All right, Coney, tell me one thing. I'm not under investigation, right?

COMEY: Sir, I can't discuss …

TRUMP: I'll take that as a no. Thank you.

COMEY: President Trump, what I said was …

TRUMP: Great. I'll take that as a second no.

COMEY: That doesn't make sense, sir, what I said is …

TRUMP: THIRD NO! Nice. You've now told me on three occasions that I'm not under investigation. I must tweet about this.

COMEY: Are you actually firing me, Mr. President?

TRUMP: Oh yeah. Over. Bye bye. You suck. Hit the road, Jack. Did you know I came up with that line, "Hit the road, Jack." All mine. A friend of mine named Jack was leaving one day and I said, "Hit the road, Jack." Nobody had ever said that before, it was my idea.

COMEY: I don't think that's true, that phrase …

TRUMP: Shut up, you're fired. This Russia stuff is fake news.

COMEY: Even under these circumstances I can't talk to you about the investigation.

TRUMP: FAKE NEWS! See yourself out. You can grab a copy of my Electoral College map at the desk outside. It's beautiful. Everyone wants one. Never been done before. I'm the best.

(sound of door closing)

TRUMP: What was I doing? Oh, yeah. COOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!! I WANNA COKE!!!

rhuppke@chicagotribune.com

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/huppke/ct-trump-comey-russia-tapes-huppke-20170514-story.html




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To: Brumar89 who wrote (1021596)6/17/2017 2:07:48 PM
From: SeachRE  Respond to of 1573004
 
That's exactly what they'd do in the United States of Banania. What's happening here is very strange. Probably there are more than two Russian infiltrators contributing to current local chaos... >>The President can remove the gold from Ft Knox and have the US mint make Trump Coins and ship them to Donald's private vaults. <<