To: Brumar89 who wrote (1021596 ) 6/17/2017 1:03:06 PM From: Brumar89 Respond to of 1573004 Trump Comey meeting transcript:RECORDING NO. 1: TRUMP: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!! I WANNA COKE!!! (sound of door opening) BUTLER: I have a Coke for you, Mr. President. If you'll remember, sir, we put a button on your desk so you wouldn't have to call out for your Coke. TRUMP: A what? BUTLER: A button, sir. TRUMP: Aw, yeah. Right. Button. Did you know I came up with that word, "button." Just made sense. I just said it one day when I sat on one. I said, "Whoa. Butt. On. Button. Let's call it that." True story, not many know that. BUTLER: Very good, sir. Will that be all? TRUMP: Yeah. No. Wait, actually. Tell that Fleebus guy … uhhhh … who is that idiot? BUTLER: Reince Priebus, sir? TRUMP: Yeah. Dopey lookin' guy. Hate him. Tell him to c'mere. BUTLER: Right away, sir. (sound of door closing followed by sound of can opening) TRUMP: Mmmmm. Love the feel of this cool can in my big, huge hand. Look at that hand. So big. Way bigger than Obama's. (knock on the door) PRIEBUS: You asked for me, Mr. President? TRUMP: Yes. Get me Coney. PRIEBUS: Sir? TRUMP: Coney. John Coney. The tall dope with the Russia stuff. PRIEBUS: Jim Comey, sir? The head of the FBI? TRUMP: Right. Him. Bring him here. I'm gonna fire him. Look at the size of my hands, Royce. Huge, right? PRIEBUS: Yes, sir.RECORDING NO. 2: TRUMP: Have a seat, George. COMEY: Jim. TRUMP: What? COMEY: My name's Jim, Mr. President. TRUMP: Whatever. Jim Coney. Is that like Coney Island? Cause I once had some schmuck buried out … COMEY: Comey, sir. With an "m." Comey. TRUMP: Whatever. You're fired. COMEY: Excuse me? TRUMP: You're done. You're out. I don't like this Russia stuff you're doing. COMEY: Mr. President, this seems very inappro... TRUMP: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!! I WANNA COKE!!! (sound of door opening) BUTLER: I have a Coke for you, Mr. President. If you'll remember, sir, we put a button on your desk so you wouldn't have to call out for your Coke. TRUMP: A what? BUTLER: A button, sir. TRUMP: Aw, yeah. Right. Button. Did you know I came up with that word, "button." (sound of door closing) TRUMP: All right, Coney, tell me one thing. I'm not under investigation, right? COMEY: Sir, I can't discuss … TRUMP: I'll take that as a no. Thank you. COMEY: President Trump, what I said was … TRUMP: Great. I'll take that as a second no. COMEY: That doesn't make sense, sir, what I said is … TRUMP: THIRD NO! Nice. You've now told me on three occasions that I'm not under investigation. I must tweet about this. COMEY: Are you actually firing me, Mr. President? TRUMP: Oh yeah. Over. Bye bye. You suck. Hit the road, Jack. Did you know I came up with that line, "Hit the road, Jack." All mine. A friend of mine named Jack was leaving one day and I said, "Hit the road, Jack." Nobody had ever said that before, it was my idea. COMEY: I don't think that's true, that phrase … TRUMP: Shut up, you're fired. This Russia stuff is fake news. COMEY: Even under these circumstances I can't talk to you about the investigation. TRUMP: FAKE NEWS! See yourself out. You can grab a copy of my Electoral College map at the desk outside. It's beautiful. Everyone wants one. Never been done before. I'm the best. (sound of door closing) TRUMP: What was I doing? Oh, yeah. COOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!! I WANNA COKE!!! rhuppke@chicagotribune.com http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/huppke/ct-trump-comey-russia-tapes-huppke-20170514-story.html