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SMOKEY THE BEAR MEETS SNAP LAKE
Ol' Diamond Will, Ol' Diamond Will, Swimmin' by the dykes and pipes and sniffin' a sill, He can spot a fancy, and coloured stones, I think, That's why he's Dimaond Willie, His dink is hard and pink
MAGGIE MAE (TURNER)
Wake up Randy, I think your should know it's gonna be High Noon, It's mid July now and the AGM is comin' soon, I know I keep you amused, But I feel I'm bein' used, Oh Randy, I couldn't have tried any more, You led the re-pricing plan, And I know it's just really a sham, You stole my dough and that's what really hurts
The morning sun when it's in your eyes really shows your rage, But that don't worry me none, the truth is everything, I laughed at you with your mouth shut, Not communicating - what a rut, Oh Randy, I couldn't have tried any more, You led me to buy more stock, Then you pulled this re-pricing scholck, You stole my dough and that's a pain I can do without
All I needed was a CEO to lend a helping hand, But you turned to that re-pricing and Randy, what a nasty thing you shocked us all, All you did was wreck our trust, And make us wonder if the stock's a bust, Oh Randy, I couldn't have tried any more, You led us to spend our dough, Then priced options for yourself real low, You stole Winspear's soul and you hardly even tried
I suppose I could sell all my stock though it would be hard to bear, Or take a cue from VAUGHN and trade my Winspear for Southern Era, Or buy some Berkshire Hathaway, And say, "with stocks I just won't play," Oh Randy, I wish I'd never seen your face, You made a first class fool out of me, But I'm as blind as a fool can be, You stole my dough but I hold Winspear anyway, I'd never seen your face, I'll get me bread back, one of these days
EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE by the Thread Police
Every breath you take Every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take
We'll be watching you
Every single day Every word you say Every game you play Every way you stray
We'll be watching you
Oh can't you see You're not WSP How our poor hearts ache With every step you take
Every move you make Every vow you break Every smile you fake Every claim you stake
We'll be watching you
Since the fall we've been lost without a trace The option scam now will blow up in your face We look askance and it's you we should replace We feel so used and we long for better days We keep on crying Randy, Randy, please!!
Oh can't you see You're not WSP How our poor hearts ache With every step you take
Every move you make Every vow you break Every smile you fake Every claim you stake
We'll be watching you
Every move you make Every step you take
We'll be watching you We'll be watching you
THE AGM - FOLSOM PRISON BLUES
The AGM's a comin', it's rollin' round real soon, Gonna be a showdown, be a real High Noon, We're gonna kill repricing, and rub it in their face, Don't mess with shareholders, we're gonna win this race
When I was just a baby, my mama told me , "Son, Stocks are just for gamblers, don't ever say they're fun" But I bought a bunch of Winspear, just to have a try, When I see that stock price quoted, I hang my head and cry
I bet Randy Turner's eatin' in a fancy dinin' car, He's prob'ly drinkin cognac, and smokin' big cigars, But I know I had it comin', I's stupid as can be, But those directors up at Winspear, I think they sure fooled me
If a mine is proved at Snap Lake, if that Winspear price moves fast, I guess I'll move my money out of stocks at last, Far from junior miners, that's where I want to stay, Put it all in money markets, stash my cash away
WALKING TO NEW ORLEANS AND FLYING TO VANCOUVER
We're flying to Vancouver, Flying to Vancouver, They're rotten to the core, And we won't take anymore, So we're flying to Vancouver
We're flying to Vancouver, We're shakers and we're movers, Repricing's got to end, And that message we must send, So we're flying to Vancouver
We're flying to Vancouver, Suck dirt up like a Hoover, We're gonna clean the house, Find a weasel or a mouse, So we're flying to Vancouver
We're flying to the meeting, Expect no friendly greeting, We'll press them for the facts, Then we'll give the jerks the axe, Yes, we're flying to the meeting
Ain't got no stinkin' badges, And we don't need no gadgets, Confront them with their lies, And their house of cards just dies, So we'll wear no stinkin' badges
We're flying to Vancouver, Flying to Vancouver, When their secrets all are bared, Other juniors will be scared, So we're flying to Vancouver |