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To: Don Pueblo who wrote (119)	1/7/1998 9:28:00 PM
From: BamaReb	Respond to of 260

hehehehe! Not my way....Reb

To: Don Pueblo who wrote (119)	1/11/1998 11:33:00 AM
From: TEDennis	Respond to of 260

TLC: Since nobody seems to be posting here, I thought I'd help to keep your campaign alive. There once was a chicken, twelve feet in height. All feathered and ugly, a terrible sight. A rallying cry he dispelled on the net, "Down with the humans!, We'll beat 'em yet". Support for his plight came from hither and yon, While he posted on SI, and crapped on your lawn. The world still awaits for the next wave of fear, From the twelve foot chicken when he gets it in gear. TED

To: Don Pueblo who wrote (119)	1/12/1998 3:25:00 PM
From: Mr.Manners	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 260

hey Foghorn, the Colonel get ahold of you?...or are you off looking to sell yourself to China?.. some sort of religious 'catch-the-comet'???? they're writing poems about you.. it's safe to come back... that isn't an axe.. it's a big screwdriver.. c'mon.. or did you get 'all-dressed up' and go out on New Year's.. and get spotted by that chicken hawk, Mitch........ leastwise that's what he told Lee, who swore me to secrecy.. I'll never tell

To: Don Pueblo who wrote (119)	1/16/1998 2:35:00 PM
From: MythMan	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 260

Picture of TLC.... mcphee.com

To: Don Pueblo who wrote (119)	1/18/1998 12:50:00 PM
From: Bilow	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 260

Hi TLC, thanks for the high compliment: the only really funny chicken joke (since post number 1) It looks to me like the chickerati are getting in some practice in their plan to disembowel the human race. They are working over the "Peoplesoft" underbelly of the stock market by arranging for the institutions to simultaneously exit.... BTW, enemy propaganda says chickens have toes, not talons: ccwf.cc.utexas.edu Question: do you have a peduncle? Do hens have pedaunts? Question: How many chickens does it take to run a company with 120 employees? Answer: Three. Chickens are approximately 4 times as efficient as the average boss. (And nicer.) Question: How are hens and transvestites the same? Answer(1): They both like to talk about their c0~ks. Answer(2): They both want to keep their c0~ks. Hope the webmiss lets me live... -- Carl