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To: Tomato who wrote (20)1/8/1998 4:28:00 AM
From: Tomato  Respond to of 138
 
MONGOLIA GOLD RESOURCES SONGS:

I AM MONGOLIA, I AM STRONG

I am Mongolia, I am strong,
Ulan Bator's where I belong,
And in yurts I live while searching here for gold,
I'll find oil, maybe gas,
You best listen to that lass,
Because Shirley Owen is very rarely wrong

Yes you'll tip your hat,
When we hit it at Bumbat,
The price will have a run,
All shareholders will have fun,
If I have to I'll deal with communists,
I am Inner, I am Outer, I am Mongolia!!

MY MONGOLIAN CHERIE AMOUR by Genghis Wonder

La, la, la, la, la, la: La, la, la, la, la, la,
My Mongolia, lovely as the desert sand,
My Mongolia, sure is an exotic land,
My Mongloia, it's a big old place that I adore,
It's your gold and oil I'm searching for,
How I wish that you were mine

On a big yak just riding in the morning fogs,
I revere you, but I just can't bear to eat your dogs,
My Mongolia, I could dwell inside those funky yurts,
Fortunes lie right there in desert dirts,
Someday your gold will be mine

La, la, la, la, la, la; La, la, la, la, la ,la,
In Ulan Bator I met up with your Golden Hordes,
They weren't on great steeds, but driving small Honda Accords,
In Mongolia, Communists and Buddhists both are seen,
Shepherds chase their sheep with vaseline,
Someday I'll make you mine

HOME ON THE RANGE AND IN THE YURTS

Home, home in our yurts,
Where you sure as hell won't find Fred Mertz,
And travelling for miles to Bumbat brings piles,
Yes, riding on camels sure hurts

Tomato
P.S. There are 100 mongo to a tugrik

BALLAD OF THE GOLDEN YAKS

Fearless miners in the sands,
Fighting thirst in these barren lands,
Men who do just what they're told,
The brave men of Mongolia Gold.

Golden yaks upon their chests,
Prospectors, they're Canada's best,
A bunch of men fighting fly and gnat,
But they all make it to Bumbat.

Trained to live off curdled milk,
Living near the land of silk,
Men who drill in hot and cold,
The brave men of Mongolia Gold.

Golden yaks upon Dave's vest,
"Ouch that hurt! The pin punctured my chest!
But I'll stay to work and toil,
And if I try, I will find some oil."

Back at home, a young wife waits,
Her MGR man has met his fate,
So's not to offend his Mongol host,
He heaved his lunch, after dog on toast.

Put golden yaks, on our men's chest,
Make them some of the Commonwealth's best,
They'll find oil and diamonds I'm told,
The brave men of Mongolia Gold



To: Tomato who wrote (20)1/8/1998 5:03:00 AM
From: Tomato  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 138
 
Misc. ...

MY FAVORITE THINGS (Tomato edition)

Lobster and sushi and rich chocolate milk shakes,
Pasta with pesto and succulent crab cakes,
Looking at Monets or David or Mings,
These are a few of my favorite things,

PBS, Maybeck's, and stuff that's erotic,
Going to England and places exotic,
Fressisas and tulips that bloom every spring,
These are a few of my favorite things,

Stocks going up fast that make me some money,
Mel Brooks and Woody when they were still funny,
Blue Joni Mitchell, just hearing her sing,
These are a few of my favorite things,

Surfing on SI and making new friends there,
Shirley, Pam, Bev and the threadsters on Winspear,
Libraries, jokes, and bathtubs with no rings,
These are a few of my favorite things

When the elm dies, when my waist grows, when my stocks look sad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad

LAUGHTER IN THE RAIN......DANGER IN THE DOW

Trading along, buying dips with my profits,
But now we have volatility,
Prices are high, Coke's near forty times earnings,
I feel a shiver run up my spine,

I hear a warning bell peal, hear it chime?

Oooh, I see danger in the Dow,
Warren Buffet is now buying treasuries,
Oooh, is it time to buy some puts?
It's been happy days, is this the end?

After a while a bear trap starts to form,
New lows and no new highs on rallies,
Sentiment shifts and the fear starts to come,
Suddenly stock charts are heading down,

I see 401k folks now frown

Oooh, I see danger in the Dow,
Warren Buffet is now buying treasuries,
Oooh, is it time to buy some puts?
It's been happy days, is this the end?

After a while Goldilocks can't continue,
We'll have inflation or deflation,
Exogenous shocks seem like they're overdue,
Middle East, Bosnia, and China too,

The risk reward ratio hints that we're through

Oooh, I see danger in the Dow,
Warren Buffet is now buying treasuries,
Oooh, is it time to buy some puts?
It's been happy days, is this the end?

Folks are convinced that they're safe in the long run,
Stocks over time, they will all go up,
But if they bought '29; '68,
Fifteen or more years they had to wait,

Just to get back to even, what a fate

Oooh, I see danger in the Dow,
Warren Buffet is now buying treasuries,
Oooh, is it time to buy some puts?
It's been happy days, is this the end?

| THE PERSIMMON SONG

The Fuyus and Hachiyas should be friends
The Fuyus and Hachiyas should be friends
One kind should be crisp and hard,
The orher must be soft as lard,
But that's no reason why they can't be friends