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To: TEDennis who wrote (1802)	1/8/1998
From: Peach	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 4295

Okay, TED, you have motivated me to go ahead and become an activated starseed. It was a relatively painless process, and I've already cleared and balanced my chakras. Now what? I sure hope none of the rituals take place on a comet. Will you be at the next ritual? Norm FBN - redhead PS. Your enlightening Y2K poem will be spread across the Cosmos by the starseeds.

To: TEDennis who wrote (1802)	1/8/1998 12:02:00 AM
From: Josef Svejk	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 4295

Humbly report, TED, I tested the seemingly innocuous HTML statement to see if we could take advantage of its capability to scan a user's hard drive. The answer is yes, but, the result is "hard-drive scan regret", a term I have been, up to now, unfamiliar with. I therefore performed a net search, and found a mention here: dimensional.com Learn something every day, as I've been saying every day lately. I remain, humbly dreaming with no regrets, by the mail slot of the FBN mail room, virtually near the first arch of the Mala Strana side of Charles Bridge, where they serve great hot rum, gratis for me, yours truly, hard, Svejk (GL-15 applies: digiserve.com ;-)

To: TEDennis who wrote (1802)	1/8/1998 12:56:00 AM
From: Jeffrey S. Mitchell	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 4295

TED, I tried the activation technique while I was microwaving some corn. Must have interfered with the incoming starseeds because now everytime I raise my hands palm up my ears pop. - Jeff

To: TEDennis who wrote (1802)	1/8/1998 10:04:00 AM
From: Hoatzin	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 4295

TED, re Starseed activation process. Of course I had to try it right away. Step one was OK, but I found it took a LOT longer than one minute to download all my stress and worries, even with the T1 connection I have. In fact, impatient type-A finger-tapper that I am, I think I ended up being more stressed than I was before I started downloading. Then when I got to step 3 (Ask the Earth Angels to come to activate this vortex center for you), the Earth Angels asked me to enter my Starseed PIN before they would activate my vortex center. Since I was a first-time "activator", I was given an 800 number to call, so I could select a PIN. Well, those Earth Angels' touch-tone phone menus are worse than anything down here: ("For billing problems, press 1. For help inhaling light through the top of your head, press 2. To imagine no possessions, no religion too, press 3. To visualize whirled peas, take some frozen peas from your freezer, put them in the blender with some egg-whites and press pound 6. To leave a voice message for Pierce Brosnan, press 0-0-7. To de-activte yourself as a Starseed, get a job with CA. To return to the previous menu, right-click the evaporator icon in Control Panel, replace the O-rings in their original packing materials, reset the "Manual Override" switch to its original Zero setting, and answer "OK" to the "Reformat all synapses now?" dialog box. To speak with a customer service angel, press 4-2 any time, or just stay on the line and listen to John Tesh music for 45 minutes." I finally got my PIN, and have been "actively participating" with the rest of the starseeds in "doing rituals", and in "clearing and balancing our chakra systems". Which is when I had my revelation. I stood on the mountain top, above all the clouds, I saw the cities of the plain laid before me, and I looked through the bathroom window of all humanity. Blinding white light shone out of my ears, and I saw that chakra systems are NOT Year/2000 compliant! I smell a MAJOR opportunity for FBN here, folks!!! Let's get busy marketing, writing press releases, designing web pages, maybe even - gasp!!! - coding (although I expect with our well-thought out, objection-oriented approach to software design, we can probably "re-use" most of the crap we've already written). I want to see shrink-wrapped boxes of FBN-Chakra/2000 shipping out of our warehouse by Friday at the latest!!! Kevin