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To: TEDennis who wrote (1807)1/7/1998 11:44:00 PM
From: Don Pueblo  Respond to of 4295
 
I would like to make clear that I am indeed from the planet earth. I thought I had explained my past at Tyson's with reasonable detail. But, I see everybody needs a refresher course. I will begin posting my 5 part saga beginning tomorrow (between nap times, of course).

TLC

BTW - Ted, you know how to tell if she's really a redhead?
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Look at her baby pictures!



To: TEDennis who wrote (1807)1/7/1998 11:55:00 PM
From: TEDennis  Respond to of 4295
 
To all: an original Y2K poem by TED

A programmer once, to save some space
Removed two bytes, from the century's place.
From that day on, his cronies did copy
The code that made the whole world sloppy.

Now it's time to pay for his grievous sin
Cuz look at the shape this ol' world's in.
COBOL programmers are in great demand,
Can't hardly find 'em in across the land.

Solution providers came out of nowhere,
Some of them work, some don't even care.
It's the mighty buck that drives their biz,
Not the plight of mankind. Gee whiz.

OK, so now you know why I never fulfilled my dream to be a poet.

TED