Ashton, Southernera, Pacific Rim, and misc.
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ANOTHER DIAMOND, ANOTHER MINE by Cole(turned into Diamonds) Porter
Another diamond, another mine,
Just buy Alberta, and you'll be fine,
In Buffalo, Hinton, in Mountain time,
Just put some holes in and you'll prove a mine.
Another drill hole that hits a pipe,
An IR guy who will give you hype,
And Kaiser, Bishop, these guys opine,
Just buy some Ashton and you'll do real fine.
Four weeks, Ashton's sure hit it big,
Three weeks, buy Pure Gold, be a pig,
One week, and it's New Claymore's day,
Then the Australian lab says HOORAY, RAY, RAY!!!
Results so far say you've got a lock,
You cross your fingers and buy more stock,
It's curtain time and away we climb,
Just put some holes in and you'll prove a mine.
KLIPSPRINGER, KLIPSPRINGER (From Fiddler on the Roof)
Klipsringer, Klipspringer, prove up a mine,
You've got the counts, they are just fine,
Klipspringer, Klipspringer show us your gems,
Or we'll fence you up in pens!
For Geroge Tromp, start up Camafuca,
For Vaughn, a takeover will do,
For Alice, get out that hookah,
For Diamonds in Wonderland's coming true,
Klipspringer, Klipspringer, you give us hope,
Just two feet tall, cute antelope,
Klipspringer, Klipspringer you sure spring nice,
Please show us some perfect ice
MISS OTIS REGRETS
Miss Catherine regrets that the strike lengths and grades are less,
madam,
Miss Catherine regrets that the strike lengths and grades are less,
She's afraid that her drill crew strayed,
But while counting her warrants it seems she got dismayed, madam,
Miss Catherine regrets that the strike lengths are less today
When she woke up and found that the strike zone just wasn't deeper,
She ran to the boys who had helped her run Arequipa,
And with help from this motley crew,
They wrote up some crap that smelled just like doggie dew, madam,
Miss Catherine regrets that the strike lengths are less today
When the shareholders called and asked what's with CMS?
Our leader said, "shucks I was sufferin' from PMS,"
And I think everything is fab,
I hope you just love this bafflegab, madam
Miss Catherine regrets that the strike lengths and grades are less
GYPSIES, TRAMPS, AND THIEVES
I was hooked on gold stocks by the travelling show,
Bishop, Dines, and Grandich, were some gurus who crowed,
"Buy these stocks and you will see,
They'll double and they'll triple
If you lose you can't blame me"
Gypsies, tramps and thieves,
The gurus and the CEOs it seems they all are
Gypsies, tramps and thieves,
Private placements, options, dollar for a dime,
I think they all are slime
Bought some PFG, thought it a deal,
CMS got warrants cheap, what a real steal,
Got to 8, now it's 2 and cold,
Who you think will benefit from disappearing gold?
Gypsies, tramps and thieves,
The gurus and the CEOs it seems they all are
Gypsies, tramps and thieves,
Private placements, options, dollar for a dime,
I think they all are slime
Never had schoolin' , bragged sincere PG,
With his smooth talkin' style,
The Dow's in orbit and gold's in the pits,
PG hasn't crowed much for a while
Haven't seen Doody for a while
I was hooked on gold stocks by the travelling show,
Bishop, Dines, and Grandich, were some gurus who crowed,
"Buy these stocks and you will see,
They'll double and they'll triple
If you lose you can't blame me" |
