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To: TEDennis who wrote (1849)1/8/1998 10:04:00 PM
From: TEDennis  Respond to of 4295
 
Due to overwhelming demand, I'm back with another ...

I was writing a new program in C++
It was then that I learned some new words to cuss.
I gave up on that and switched to JAVA
But found out quick, a compiler I didn't have (uh).

(Please .... no applause ... I'm blushing)

TED



To: TEDennis who wrote (1849)1/8/1998 10:18:00 PM
From: TEDennis  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 4295
 
Gosh. Another one? Well, OK ... if you insist ...

But, don't expect much. I'm pretty busy, you know.

The Y2K, I must confess
Has simply created a Mell of a Hess.
Too many problems, not enough folks,
Yet I still have time to tell stupid jokes.

TED



To: TEDennis who wrote (1849)1/8/1998 11:04:00 PM
From: Peach  Respond to of 4295
 
TED,

Random Musings:

I adore the new direction FBN is taking. Not only have we never made an error, we are fast approaching total enlightenment and cosmic consciousness via our Starseed awakenings.

TED: <Perhaps we can again coexist in another extension of time and space.> I can't wait! Your evolution of enlightenment is truly stunning, and I am so impressed with your ability to steer us all on this cosmic path! No wonder you are the CEO. Oh, and I loved all your poems!
(Note to self: That is enough a$$-kissing for one night!)

Kevin: <To de-activte yourself as a Starseed, get a job with CA. ... I want to see shrink-wrapped boxes of FBN-Chakra/2000 shipping out of our warehouse by Friday at the latest!!!> At the risk of offending our fellow officers, I believe you are a genius! Your ideas and writings are ALWAYS creative and inspired. Fess up, is your IQ over 200?

Jeff: <Hey, we made SI's Hot Subjects!!!> Of course we did, when you're hot, you're HOT! Jeff, I thought you and I had already settled this fact in the clubhouse!

Josef: Sakra! Don't be ridiculous, any fella with your track record is bound to have spic-'n-span chakras!

Janice: Don't you think Tom C may be confused regarding our "failed arrest" in Casablanca? I think the holographic images he mentioned may have really been our doppelgangers. You know, like in the DUNE books - I always loved that concept - kind of like being sneaky and cool at the same time.

Bob: Where are you?

Norm
FBN