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To: Brumar89 who wrote (1037515)11/8/2017 12:36:19 PM
From: Brumar89  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1574705
 
Sarcasm: How to be Trumpy like Donald Fredovich

Donald Fredovidh couldn't have hurt a Republican candidate, cause he's a YUGE winner. Just ask Luther Strange or Ed Gillespie. Trump always wins. He says so all the time. If a Trump endorsed candidate loses, it's because Trump's supporters ( who are a YUGE majority of Americans) recognized that despite the Trump endorsement, the candidate was insufficiently Trumpy. So they ignored the President's endorsement because they could tell the guy he was endorsing wasn't Trumpy enough.

How to let the YUGE majority of Americans that revere Donald Fredovich that you're a true Trumpster?

Here are some ideas:

Publicly praise Ivanka as the "hottest POA" in America. Tell them you buy her perfume for your wife to help you fantasize about Ivanka while with your wife.

Shout "Fake News!" at every question from the press.

Never pay your bills on the campaign trail. Until you're sued. Then offer 25% of the claim. If asked about this, take turns saying "Fake News" and "That makes me smart!"

Hire some 3rd graders to make up insulting nicknames for the opposition candidate. Something like PoopyPants. Repeat PoopyPants over and over, remind everyone at every opportunity, "He poops his pants, you know." Hold your nose when you do it. That's what most Americans like in a candidate, believe me.