To: Brumar89 who wrote (1040211 ) 11/25/2017 11:56:33 AM From: Brumar89 Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1577835 The North Pole called and said I was probably going to be named Santa Claus, but I’d have to Agee to an interview and a majo photo shoot. I said, Probably is no good. No thanks, I’ll pass. gstjames ? @Airace99 Billy Smith ? @trueasitgets1 Replying to @trueasitgets1 @TheRickWilson Sports Illustrated just called to say I was PROBABLY going to be named their new swimsuit model oil applicator but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway! #thanksanyway ?? Ron Quixote ?? ? @skruuball @TheRickWilson The Stones just called and said I was PROBABLY going to be named Lead guitarist but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway! Aporetic Charlotte ? @smartwn 1 Replying to @TheRickWilson The Westminster Dog Show said that I would PROBABLY be named best in show, but I would have to agree to prance in front of a crowd and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway! Angela W. ? @ProudWADem Replying to @dcherring @TheRickWilson Columbia University called to say I would probably win a Pulitzer for my cheesecake recipe but I would have to agree to an interview and photo shoot. I took a pass. Too busy eating cheesecake. Yurko Korch ? @YurkoKorch Replying to @TheRickWilson The College of Cardinals called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named the First Married Pope in a few centuries, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway! kdog25 ? @kdog2525 Replying to @TheRickWilson The Downtown Athletic Club just called to say I was PROBABLY going to win the Heisman Trophy but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Plus I don’t like NY traffic. Thanks anyway! Mary King ? @TwiL1ght_Z0ne Replying to @dcherring @TheRickWilson Sports illustrated called and said that I was PROBABLY going be on the cover of the magazine and Swimsuit Model of the Year, like last year but I would have to agree on an interview and (yet another) major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyways. patricia tenbrook ? @tenbrooksusan Replying to @KatNohio @TheRickWilson @JMorizWagner Buckingham Palace just called and said I was PROBABLY going to be named Queen of England but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway! 25 Trump Now ? @25trumpnow Replying to @dcherring @TheRickWilson Mensa International just called to say I was PROBABLY going to win the Mensa Society highest IQ of the year award but I would have to agree to an interview, a major photo shoot, and an IQ test. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway! ?? ?? ? ??blizzardqueen ? @beckysterne Replying to @TheRickWilson Wow SO MANY people got calls today! The Vatican called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named the FIRST non Catholic female POPE today, but the interview & photo shoot were no good (but the hat's, OMG) so yeah I said prolly no good & took a pass Thx anyway! Rick Wilson Retweeted Richard W Martin ? @rwmartin49 Replying to @TheRickWilson Publisher's Clearing House called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be the winner of 10 million dollars, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway! Kat CW ? @KatNohio Replying to @JMorizWagner @TheRickWilson The New York City Ballet just called to say I was PROBABLY going to be named Principal Dancer but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway! UNeverEverNo ? @unevereverno Replying to @TheRickWilson Bill Gates called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named the next "CEO of Microsoft," but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway! CB ? @StaircaseWhitt Replying to @TheRickWilson The Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences for the Nobel Prize in Physics and Chemistry just called to say I was PROBABLY going to win the Nobel Prize but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!