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To: Bill Jackson who wrote (2163)1/10/1998 6:36:00 PM
From: E. Charters  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 3744
 
What do you call an Iraqui with a sheep under one arm and a goat
under the other?

A bisexual.

What do you call an Iraqui with 100 sheep?

A pimp.

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To: Bill Jackson who wrote (2163)1/10/1998 6:45:00 PM
From: E. Charters  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 3744
 
Sheepishly I ask, Do you think its true that Canabrava has 700 carat
diamonds in Brazil?

Rumour mill is mongering.

I say Baaaa! Baaa!

echarter@vianet.on.ca

The Canadian Mining Newsletter



To: Bill Jackson who wrote (2163)1/10/1998 6:48:00 PM
From: E. Charters  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 3744
 
That is "trick" photography.

Besides it was dark. I was drunk and the sheep were compliant.
I thought I was at home at the time. Except for the compliant part,
it fit.

Some say the trick is getting the sheep in the boots.

The federalist curse has hit quebec. They are now actually freezing
in the dark.



To: Bill Jackson who wrote (2163)1/11/1998 11:39:00 AM
From: E. Charters  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 3744
 
Diogenes went into a lawyer's convention with his lamp. He set it down
and it began to burn a bit more brightly. One solicitor wandered up to him and asked "what are you doing here seer? This convention is entirely lawyers, Do you seek one who passes your test of honesty, wise one?" "Well", replied Diogenes, "Whenever I go where men gather and there may be an honest man, the Gods bid me to begin to search and question to test the possibility I may find one. This is very stressful and I am tired. I came here to relax."