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To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (48)3/19/2018 12:16:12 PM
From: Mad27 Recommendations

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LEROY'S LAST SUPPORT PAYMENT

Today is my baby girl's 18th birthday. I be so glad that this be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those payments!

So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she get there, I say:
"Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo momma house and tell her this be the last check she ever be gettin' from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama's face."


So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma. I be anxious to hear what she say, and bout the 'spression on her face.

Baby girl came back and walk through the door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?"

She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" ...and watch the 'spression on yo face.



To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (48)3/20/2018 11:37:31 AM
From: The Rabbit3 Recommendations

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I found a way to cut 12 strokes off of my golf game

I quit after the 17th hole