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To: Mongo2116 who wrote (1384)5/29/2018 7:29:14 AM
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BREAKING NEWS

AP - May 29, 2018
Gainesville, Florida

POKERSCAM Arrested For Having Sex With Several Of His Underage Goats



It was a Ba-aa-aa-aa-ad move...

The accused is POKERSCAM, a 98-year-old resident of Gainesville, Florida, a city heavily populated with transvestites just like POKERSCAM. This weirdo POKERSCAM is the owner of many white goats, most of them under age.

According to the Gainesville Sheriff’s Office, two witnesses reported spotting POKERSCAM in communion with the goat last Friday morning.

The witnesses live in a home across the street from POKERSCAM'S trailer at the trailer park.

Upon spotting the illicit coupling, one of the witnesses called 911 to report that a “male dressed like a woman was having intercourse with a goat,” said Sergeant Ashley Henson.

The witnesses said they knew it was POKERSCAM because he does this sick shit all the time.

The incident was initially logged as an indecent exposure call since no police code exists for man-goat interactions.

The police told this reporter that they have had numerous complaints about POKERSCAM and his sick devient escapades with animals of all kinds.

POKERSCAM was allegedly spotted having sex with the animal on his own property in broad daylight. “He has a lot of goats, and I mean A LOT of goats” Henson said.

POKERSCAM was booked into the county jail on a bestiality charge. Now free on $1300 bond, this sicko faces between one and five years in prison if convicted of the felony count.

GZ