To: Tomato who wrote (29 ) 1/17/1998 9:22:00 PM From: Crocodile Respond to of 138
Another Croc Song... A little "recycled" from way back when...hope it's OK to post it here Sir Redfruit... ;-} STOCK ON THE WILD SIDE ***to be sung in the raunchiest Lou Reed voice possible..... ;-} ***Note: Fill in the blanks as you see fit... Wally came from Ken-or-a, O-N-T Hitchhiked his way across the whole count-ry Shaved his sideburns expertly Stupid twit was so pret-ty He says, "Hey babe, buy a stock on the wild side, He says, "Hey babe, buy a stock on the wild side. Jacky came from out on the island In the board room, he was everybody's darlin' And he's never lost his head Even while he's stealin' bread He says, "Hey babe, buy a stock on the wild side" He says, "Hey babe, buy as stock on the wild side" And the Promo Boys sing Tout, too tout, too tout, too tout too tout Tout, too tout, too tout, too tout too tout Little Moe never gave anything away Everybody had to pay and pay Some hustlin' here, some rustlin' there Hey! ___-___-___ is a city where... They say, "Hey Babe, buy a stock on the wild side They say, "Hey Moe, buy a stock on the wild side Sugar Plum Daddies came and hit the streets Lookin' for some new-bie marks to eat Went down to ______ Street-O You should have seem them go-go-go They said, "Hey dude, buy a stock on the wild side" They said, "Hey dude, buy a stock on the wild side" Lack-ie is just speed-in' away Thought he would flip stocks for the day Then I guess he lost his cash Nothin' he did would slow his crash He said, "Hey babe, buy a stock on the wild side" He said, "Hey babe, buy a stock on the wild side" And the Promo Boys sing Tout, too tout, too tout, too tout too tout Tout, too tout, too tout, too tout too tout Tout, too tout, too tout, too tout too tout VooDoo doo doot, VooDoo doo doot.... ;-}