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Technology Stocks : Ascend Communications (ASND) -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Glenn D. Rudolph who wrote (30906)	1/17/1998 10:38:00 PM
From: username	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 61433

same one as the last time you asked. you HAVE been chuggin' that cider. Hey I was lookin' over the posts today and I got this figured out. See if this makes sense: The Motley Fool dude is sittin' at the window in his office. He sees a flying saucer. He is dazed, yet confused. The flying saucer abducts him and flies over Santa Monica, screwing up Sowbug's ISP and forcing him to go over to the dark side. Then the Motley Fool dude finds out that Elvis is on the flying saucer and Elvis is the silent partner that owns all the LU stock. Nobody believes that Elvis is actually gonna buy ASND, but the Motley Fool dude escapes from the probe thing on the flying saucer and jumps out and gets back to his office and lets everybody know. But Sowbug didn't really go over to the dark side, he was at the market cashing in his lottery ticket and HE IS BUYING ASND FOR CASH. Makes sense if you look at all the facts.