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To: Intrepid1 who wrote (118552)	2/3/2019 1:33:22 AM
From: Woody_Nickels	2 Recommendations Recommended By Honey_Bee Intrepid1 Respond to of 456183

That's a little fur fetched!

To: Intrepid1 who wrote (118552)	2/3/2019 5:27:20 PM
From: GROUND ZERO™	3 Recommendations Recommended By Honey_Bee Intrepid1 robert a belfer Respond to of 456183

Two of my favorites... The first: This guy had a few pet porpoises in his swimming pool while knowing it's illegal to have porpoises as pets anywhere... He decided to add a few seagulls to the pool area since it was fully screened in and the sea gulls would add a more tropical atmosphere to his poolside... so he looked in the papers for ads for sea gulls and found one place that had a few seagulls for sale... The guy went to buy the sea gulls but the seller told him the sea gulls were still too young to travel... he promised he would be careful taking them home... so, the seller sold the guy the infant seagulls... When the guy returned home, he saw two sleeping lions laying right across his front door to his house and blocking the front door... he very carefully stepped over the lions not to disturb them to enter his house with the baby seagulls... The FBI came to his house and arrested him for transporting underage gulls across sedate lions for illegal porpoises... The second: This guy's teeth were so bad that he had his dentist make a set of plates for him so he could have all his own teeth removed... After wearing the plates for only about a week, he returned to the dentist and told him the plates corroded... The dentist was surprised, so he made the guy another set... After another week, the new ones also corroded and he returned to tell the dentist... The dentist then asked the guy what he was eating that could cause this corrosion... After going through a list of foods, he mentioned he puts hollandaise sauce on nearly all his food... The dentist said that the lemon juice would cause the corrosion and that he would have to make a set of plates made of chrome... The guy asked why chrome... The dentist then replied that there's no plates like chrome for the hollandaise... GZ