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To: Joseph Silent who wrote (121511)	3/9/2019 1:50:21 PM
From: GROUND ZERO™	Respond to of 220518

Why do we drive our car on a parkway and we park our car on a driveway... GZ

To: Joseph Silent who wrote (121511)	3/9/2019 1:52:49 PM
From: GROUND ZERO™	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 220518

A friend of mine owns a ski rental shop right there at the ski slopes in Aspen, he rents out the skis so people can ski and enjoy the slopes in the winter... I asked him how his business was doing... He told me his business was going downhill... GZ

To: Joseph Silent who wrote (121511)	3/10/2019 9:53:10 AM
From: codfish23	1 Recommendation Recommended By GROUND ZERO™ Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 220518

OK, since we're doing bad puns, and since you recently posted that you were trying to scrape a few coins together to expand your guitar collection, there's this: A woman appears before a judge for MURDERING her husband with his guitar collection. "First offender?" asks the judge. "No, first a Gibson, THEN a Fender" replied the woman. I've got a pretty large collection myself, still play most of 'em weekly, trying to justify getting a PRS, just cause they're pretty. When my wife complains about how many I have, I tell her "at least it's not cars or girlfriends".