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To: David Kuspa who wrote (7897)1/21/1998 4:17:00 PM
From: Sowbug  Respond to of 213173
 
Has anyone heard any news about Apple's search for a new CEO?

Yes, Chainsaw Al Dunlap has just signed his employment contract with Apple. Please issue a wire to that effect tomorrow, say, 9:50 ET, right after I mortgage my house to buy 100,000 Feb 20 call contracts.

Here, I'll write it for you:

DJ 09:50 [AAPL] AL DUNLAP TAKING HELM AT APPLE COMPUTER

My future children's college funds thank you.