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Mar-a-Lago Rats Invite Baltimore Cousins To Move South Before Winter Sets In

(Palm Beach, FL) Having learned about their existence through the news, the rat population at the Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida today extended an invitation to their Baltimore relatives to come to visit before the brutal Northeastern winter sets in.

“It’ll be a tight squeeze as there are already lots of us living here but we’ll manage somehow.”

As well as being a much warmer climate, the rats say it’s preferable to living in Baltimore in many other ways too.

“There’s always lots of food scraps lying around here, and no-one ever bothers you.”

They say the directions to Mar-a-Lago couldn’t be simpler.

“Just make you way to Palm Beach anyway you can and follow the first trail of rat droppings you find to the end.”