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To: Blue On Black who wrote (3611)	1/22/1998 11:40:00 PM
From: Mitch Blevins	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 12754

Lee - I had a simuler experience with Druss. I wuz gettin jist a wee bit concerned bout ma account with him, cuz he hadnt returned ma calls for a few months, so I went down to his office. When he showed me ma statement, it shore was purty... All ma other brokerages (ssshhh! don't tell druss, he don't trust those other guys), send me ma statements and they are boring, black and white lookin papers. But when I saw mine with Druss, with all those purty colors (red, mostly), I knew that he took the time for those little details that make a difference. I would rekomend druss discount brokerage to anybody. ~Mitch ps - He also said I dont owe no extra taxes this year. What a guy!

To: Blue On Black who wrote (3611)	1/23/1998 12:35:00 AM
From: Mr.Manners	Respond to of 12754

Transplant candidate? what transplant? I already changed from scotch to T-Bird.. I changed from poots, uh, I mean, puts to calls, and I have transplanted myself from a cardboard box to an actual habitat that boasts a roof and even a door. If you see a homeless doggie wino, tell'im he's been transplanted. And also, I can testify to the kindness of King Druss.. he loaned me his crutches and only charged me 10% in perpetuity on my Boiler Room Discount account. He explained that since there was nothing there, 10% of nothing didn't matter; but if it would make me feel better he would transplant some goober's money into mine so that I wouldn't feel I was taking advantage of him by paying him nothing. I was worried for awhile but now I can't begin to tell you how that statement made me feel. It was better than the case of T-Bird that some pirates gave to me. Besides this hospital bed is tall enough to stuff a lot of things under. And I'm making more from charging Mitch room and board for living there than I am paying King Druss for the use of his crutches. Which have paid off in great advantages. I mean, when's the last time you seen one of those pushy old bags shoving her way onto the bus give way to anybody? When I try to get on, using the crutches, they turn around, make an awful face and in sympathy start in to heaving. Only somebody as jealous as Mitchie would suggest it was the sterno aroma and not the crutches. Guess I'll have to ask King Druss if I can borrow a few of those ready-to-wear slings he has so I have a place to keep the T-Bird warm.