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To: Gary Korn who wrote (31854)	1/23/1998 1:17:00 PM
From: Jeff Jordan	Respond to of 61433

OT Dan Quayle asks: Could I have a brain? Newt Gingrich asks: Could I have a heart? Bill Clinton asks: Hey, where's Dorothy? Gary...very good!!!! A: She's in car behind with Teddy Kennedy!<vbg> Jeff I've spent the morning shorting....any suggestions? damn I couldn't get any FIBR!

To: Gary Korn who wrote (31854)	1/23/1998 1:28:00 PM
From: Christopher Reed	Respond to of 61433

Better than your typical lawyer Joke. Cheers.. Chris

To: Gary Korn who wrote (31854)	1/23/1998 1:43:00 PM
From: Greg h2o	Respond to of 61433

I heard Gore was one orgasm away from presidency!

To: Gary Korn who wrote (31854)	1/23/1998 2:08:00 PM
From: Daniel W. Koehler	Respond to of 61433

A farmer calls Officer T.L. O'Reilly to report that some Texas Aggies, Polacks and Mafia members are running a cockfight in his barn. The local yokels are eagerly bringing in their most ferocious roosters because the Aggies brought a duck. "What are the Polacks doing?" asks Officer Timothy Luke O'Reilly "They're betting on the damn duck." replies the farmer. Chuckling, Officer O'Reilly says, "Jesus, Mary and Joseph, those idiots! What are the Mafia fellows doin'?" The farmer says "I'm not real sure ...but the duck is winning!" Daniel P.S. If this is an old joke, I pre-apologize. No ethnic slurs intended.