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To: Mr.Manners who wrote (3617)	1/23/1998 4:59:00 PM
From: Blue On Black	Respond to of 12754

Kasha, I have spent a week over on a yahoo thread where a guy is telling me that I don't know Jack Sh*t. I feel that this misconception must be cleared up. Maybe he is right but I do know Jack Schitt - lives down the road from me. Jack is the only son of Ah Schitt and O. Schitt. They own the organic fertilizer plant - Schitt Kneedeep, Inc. Jack found religion and married a woman by the name of Noe. They have 6 children - Holie Schitt,Deep and Dip Schitt(twins),Fulla Schitt,Giva Schitt, and Bull Schitt. Against his parents wishes, Holie married a local high school dropout by the name of Dum. A few years ago, Jack divorced Noe. Noe later married one of the Sherlock boys and retained her name too. She now goes by Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Fulla Schitt married a girl by the name of Loada. They produced a meek and mild mannered son that they call Chicken Schitt. Deep and Dip Schitt were inseperable, as is often the case with twins. No one was surprised when they married the Happens twins in a dual ceremony. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg,Bird,and Horse. Bull Schitt joined the Air Force and was stationed in Italy. When he returned home, his family was delighted to find that he had a wife - Pisa Schitt. As you can see, I do know Jack Schitt. Matter of fact, if you add them up, I know a lot of Schitts. lee(the hick)