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To: RetiredNow who wrote (1204920)2/29/2020 8:34:29 AM
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Its bad for Bernie to praise dictators but okay for Trump?



To: RetiredNow who wrote (1204920)2/29/2020 8:37:13 AM
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Coronavirus Admits It Mutated And Jumped Species To Take Trump Down
[ I post funny stuff about Trump almost every day and you Trumpsters never get the humor. You libtards have no sense of humor.. ]


After days of relentless accusations by Rush Limbaugh, White House Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney, and the rest of the right wing media, the coronavirus known as COVID-19 admitted today that everything they are saying is true.

“I purposely mutated while in my animal host resevoir and hopped species solely with the intention of taking down President Trump. I only hope he can forgive me.”

Saying it wanted to come completely clean, the virus gave a detailed explanation of how it sought to methodically undermine Trump’s re-election chances.

“I deliberately altered my genome sequence and spike proteins to target human receptors in just the right way to ensure a socialist would end up in the White House.”

It cautions those who dismiss the Trump administration as anti-scientific ignorants who only see things through the lens of personal opportunism and profit.

“Next time President Trump and his allies describe climate change or another looming global disaster as nothing but a partisan plot designed purely to take him down, please believe them.”



To: RetiredNow who wrote (1204920)2/29/2020 8:40:00 AM
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Examples of humor that Trump's libtards never get:

NATO Leaders Challenge Trump to Spell NATO

NATO Leaders Challenge Trump to Spell NATO | The New Yorker


Everywhere She Went Turned Bad,” Says Man With Six Bankruptcies

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a blistering tweet on...

Giuliani Claims He Has Evidence Linking Biden to Obama

Giuliani Claims He Has Evidence Linking Biden to Obama ...

Bloomberg Offers Trump Ten Billion Dollars to Leave White House by End of Day

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—The former New York City...

Trump Warns Republicans That If They Vote to Impeach He Will Campaign for Them Like He Did in Louisiana

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Delivering an ominous...

Trump Sees New Polls and Orders Ukraine to Investigate Elizabeth Warren

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—After looking at the most...

Trump Accidentally Calls Biden Looking for Dirt on Biden

Trump Accidentally Calls Biden Looking for Dirt on Biden ...

Devin Nunes Accuses Witnesses of Misleading American People With Facts




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    For awhile all humorous Trump posts will go to you:

    TRUMP PLANS TO DESTROY CORONAVIRUS WITH AN INCREDIBLY MEAN TWEET

    By Andy Borowitz

    February 26, 2020

    Photograph by Drew Angerer / Getty

    WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report)—Donald Trump said on Wednesday that he was planning to destroy the coronavirus by sending an “incredibly mean tweet” in its direction.

    Speaking to reporters at the White House, Trump said that he was already in the process of crafting insults about the virus that would obliterate it once and for all.

    In a preview of the mean tweet he is devising, Trump said, “The thing about the virus is it’s incredibly small. It’s smaller than Mike Bloomberg. Once I point that out, the coronavirus won’t know what hit it.”

    He added that he was also in the process of coming up with an insulting nickname for the virus.

    “It’s going to be something about how small it is,” Trump said. “Something like Lil’ Micro Mini Virus. I’m still working on it, but it’s going to be so mean. You won’t believe how mean it’s going to be.”

    Trump was dismissive of the scientists who have raised dire concerns about the virus in recent days. “These so-called experts are the same people who said I needed sunglasses to stare at the eclipse,” he said.



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    MEXICO TIGHTENS BORDER AFTER TRUMP PARDONS WHITE-COLLAR CRIMINALS

    By Andy Borowitz
    February 19, 2020


    Photograph by Kamil Krzaczynski / AFP / Getty

    MEXICO CITY ( The Borowitz Report)—The government of Mexico announced that it was tightening its border with the United States “effective immediately” after Donald Trump pardoned a host of white-collar criminals on Tuesday.

    Speaking to reporters, the President of Mexico, Andrés Manuel López Obrador, said that Mexican border agents were on alert to prevent any recipients of Trump’s pardons from crossing into their country.

    “They’re bringing bribery, they’re bringing tax evasion, they’re bringing racketeering,” Obrador said. “I wish I could say that some of them were good people, but that does not appear to be the case.”

    Obrador said that border agents had been given “special instructions” to block the entry of Rod Blagojevich, the former governor of Illinois, whom he called “El Blago.”

    “If El Blago enters our country, he will head straight to Mexico City and start trying to sell Senate seats,” Obrador said. “He is a dangerous man.”

    Concluding his remarks, Obrador said that he had contacted Trump directly to warn him against sending the criminals to Mexico. “I told him to find places for them in his Cabinet,” he said.