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To: RetiredNow who wrote (1206004)3/4/2020 10:58:42 AM
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Trump Invites Taliban For Burgers And KFC At White House

The Afghanistan peace deal appears to be back on following some uncertainty after President Trump held a call with the leader of the Taliban political office today. Trump commended them on their toughness and dangled the prospect of dining on burgers and KFC at the White House if they stuck to the agreement.

“There could even be some Arby’s and deep-fried mozzarella sticks in it for you.”

He dismissed concerns that the Taliban sightseeing in Washington DC could be provocative due to their history of hosting Al-Qaeda.

“9/11 was what – almost twenty years ago? I bet most people don’t even remember it now.”

Trump added that his perfect peace was beyond the capabilities of his predecessors, though he doesn’t understand why.

“I simply told the mullahs we’re leaving and invited them for a round of golf. How hard is that?”



To: RetiredNow who wrote (1206004)3/4/2020 10:59:18 AM
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More Dedicated Pranksters Kill Themselves To Keep Hilarious Coronavirus Hoax Going


Proving that there’s nothing more satisfying than successfully pulling off a good ruse, more committed pranksters killed themselves today to perpetuate the appearance of a deadly viral outbreak that has much of the world totally fooled.

“They really nailed it, right down to drowning in their own secretions as their pneumonia-striken lungs filled with fluid.”

Their dedication to keeping up the pretence of a global pandemic is received plenty of kudos in the entertainment world. Jackass alumus Steve-O was one of the first to pay tribute to the arch jokesters.

“I’ve done a lot of damage to myself including my brain in the name of comedy – as you can readily tell – but I never considered killing myself! #respect”

Comedy experts predict the japing deaths will continue for quite some time.

“As humans we thrive on the joy of punking others, so I wouldn’t be surprised if thousands more hardcore kidders top themselves in the days and weeks to come.”



To: RetiredNow who wrote (1206004)3/4/2020 12:59:31 PM
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Trump lied about Mexico paying for the wall so he violated the Constitution and spent money from the Pentagon. So, in your version of America, the guy in the White House can do whatever he wants because nothing applies to him and he gets things done? If that's the government our founders wanted they wouldn't have created a Congress.

Bernie is finished. Bloomberg is out so more centrists votes go to Biden. Biden took the woman vote last night so he'll get Warren's voters when she drops out. It's over. Biden is the nominee.