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To: elpolvo who wrote (101108)4/7/2020 11:40:22 AM
From: Clappy2 Recommendations

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elpolvo

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So here is how my morning started off...


After not sleeping all that much last night
(again), I got out of bed, cleaned up, and
gathered my laundry together to bring
downstairs.


Our washing machine is a top loader with
a large open drum that makes it easy to
simply dump the whole basket of clothes
in it, press a button or two and it goes
happily on its way. As I went into the kitchen
to make coffee, I hear the machine making
a slightly different sound. Not concerning
enough to make me run over to see what it
was, but enough of a sound that after I poured
my coffee, I curiously strolled back to go
check.


As I looked down through the clear plexi window
lid, I see my iPad Pro in there. At first my brain
said to me, "Hmmm I don't remember wearing
my iPad yesterday. But even if I did, I would
think it would require drycleaning." Then I
remembered putting it on top of the clothes
basket and must have covered it with more
stuff I found. Dumb me. I pressed the button
to shut down the machine and "patiently" waited
for the lid to take its time to unlock as I frantically
yanked on it fifty times before it unlatched. I pulled
out my freshly cleaned iPad.


Water (and perhaps a bit of soap) was dripping out
of all of the little ports and speaker perferations. It
did not auto-awake. I looked for where I might initiate
mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. The foul taste of soap
helped me to decide to take my lips off of the charging
port and instead shake it until it stopped dripping water.


I know for sure I don't have any rice other than a 10 year
old box of Rice-a-Roni in the far back shelf of the pantry
closet. Right now it is resting in a verticle position with
the section that dripped the most water, facing down.
Pretty sure this thing is done for. Not sure what else to
do at this point. It looks so sad. Like a puppy dog that
was caught out in a rain storm...


-aye yie yie pad