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To: Clappy who wrote (101219)	4/17/2020 8:32:59 PM
From: elpolvo	Respond to of 104191

clappy- tanks for sharing the truth (and the egg sammich recipe) here are some of the things I've learned during the Covid lockdown: 1) the universe is round. if you have a powerful enough kaleidoscope and point it toward the sky you can see the back of your head (with fractals). 2) never point a kaleidoscope directly at the sun without using welding goggles. 3) the earth is as flat as a pancake. 4) if you have enough flat earths you can make a flapjack person. 5) sparky's world famous green chile cheeseburger is the same size as my head... size 6 and 7/8 6) never eat anything bigger than your head. 7. prehistoric civilizations used to use the moon for target practice. 8. homo erectus 1.0 was the first known naked virus to spread throughout the World. it was 100% contagious and fatal. it wiped out the entire existing starseed luminarios species of "love, kindness, music and humor only" god-consciousness creatures who had just finished building their beautiful off-grid "Home Planet Heaven" and were enjoying playing golf, drinking beer and going on safari to explore their vast new world of glorious mountains, forests, lakes, rivers, canyons, deserts, seas and islands with millions of species of animal and plant friends. 9. never post a picture of homo erectus 1.0 naked virus on SI without expecting to see it instantly removed by SI Ron (Soup Nazi). (photo above - homo erectus 1.0 naked virus)