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Microcap & Penny Stocks : THE OZONE COMPANY! (OZON) -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Michael Paul Langley who wrote (2499)	1/27/1998 8:52:00 PM
From: Jeffrey L. Henken	Respond to of 4356

OFF TOPIC JOKE: A few years in the future? A truck driver who has been delivering irradiated beef from the local food processor begins to feel sick after a few years on the job. He then seeks to be compensated for this ailment. Appearing at the workers' compensation department, he is interviewed by an assesor. The assesor asks several questions in relation to the claim. Assessor: I see you work with radio-active foods and wish to claim compensation. Trucker: Yeah, I feel really sick. Assessor: Alright then, Does your employer take measures to protect you from radiation poisoning? Trucker: Yeah, he gives me a lead suit to wear on the job. Assessor: And what about the cabin in which you drive? Trucker: Oh yeah. That's lead lined, all lead lined. Assessor: What about the beef itself? Where is that kept? Trucker: Oh, the stuff is held in a lead container, all lead. Assessor: Let me see if I get this straight. You wear a lead suit, sit in a lead-lined cabin and the irradiated beef is kept in a lead container. Trucker: Yeah, thats right all lead Assessor: Then I can't see how you could claim against him for radiation poisoning. Trucker: I'm not. I claiming for lead poisoning. GO OZON! Jeff