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To: Eric Maggard who wrote (26087)	1/27/1998 1:06:00 PM
From: Seth L.	Respond to of 41046

Eric thats great. LOL To all the female readers this next one is not the opinion of the writer. hmmm or is it?ggggg Material Safety Data Sheet Hazardous Materials Information System Woman - A Chemical Analysis Element: Woman Symbol: WO Discoverer: Adam Atomic Mass: Accepted as a lie but known to vary from 100 to 400 lbs Occurrence: Copious quantaties in all urban areas PHYSICAL PROPERTIES 1. Surface usually covered with painted film 2. Boils at nothing. Freezes without reason 3. Melts if given special treatment 4. Bitter if incorrectly used 5. Found in various states, ranging from virgin metal to common ore. 6. Yields to preasure applied to correct points CHEMICAL PROPERTIES 1. Has great affinity for diamonds, gold, silver, and platinum 2. Absorbs great quantaties of expensive substances 3. may explode spontaneously 4. Activity greatly increased by saturation of alcohol 5. Most powerful money-reducing agent known to man COMMON USES 1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars 2. Can be a great aid to relaxation TESTS 1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state 2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen HAZARDS 1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands 2. Illegal to posses more than one That all folks