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To: sense who wrote (157578)5/7/2020 3:40:52 PM
From: TobagoJack  Respond to of 217560
 
of course, or, “but of course” - makes absolute perfect sense

Re <<Energy companies begin shorting their own stock>>

Can pay out bonus on how badly the CEO can trash the company.

Soooo f%$#@%^cked up n twisted

I should have figured it as part and parcel to regime of negative interest rate. We might have to put a lot of negative signs on previous normal-acts to make sense of neo-verse we find ourselves

Negative unemployment?
Negative savings?
Negative compensation?
Negative cost?
Negative shopping?
Negative vacation?
Negative tax?
Negative loans?
Negative growth?



To: sense who wrote (157578)5/7/2020 4:38:40 PM
From: TobagoJack  Respond to of 217560
 
Am told the story is a spoof

Am sure it would happen at some juncture, in nominal as opposed to in real terms. Just a question of time. It is a good idea.



To: sense who wrote (157578)5/9/2020 12:38:05 AM
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  Respond to of 217560
 
Re oil, what might have happened and how, at the granular level

By inference we can try puzzling out what can happen in other sectors by slight stretch of imagination

All leveraged ETFs are suspect, as far as I am concerned given no time to DD the fine prints

Details apparently matter as the planet warps into neo-verse blackhole
bloomberg.com

Oil Crash Busted Broker’s Computers and Inflicted Big Losses

Matthew Leising8 May 2020, 16:48 GMT+2
Syed Shah usually buys and sells stocks and currencies through his Interactive Brokers account, but he couldn’t resist trying his hand at some oil trading on April 20, the day prices plunged below zero for the first time ever. The day trader, working from his house in a Toronto suburb, figured he couldn’t lose as he spent $2,400 snapping up crude at $3.30 a barrel, and then 50 cents. Then came what looked like the deal of a lifetime: buying 212 futures contracts on West Texas Intermediate for an astonishing penny each.

What he didn’t know was oil’s first trip into negative pricing had broken Interactive Brokers Group Inc. Its software couldn’t cope with that pesky minus sign, even though it was always technically possible -- though this was an outlandish idea before the pandemic -- for the crude market to go upside down. Crude was actually around negative $3.70 a barrel when Shah’s screen had it at 1 cent. Interactive Brokers never displayed a subzero price to him as oil kept diving to end the day at minus $37.63 a barrel.

At midnight, Shah got the devastating news: he owed Interactive Brokers $9 million. He’d started the day with $77,000 in his account.

“I was in shock,” the 30-year-old said in a phone interview. “I felt like everything was going to be taken from me, all my assets.”



To be clear, investors who were long those oil contracts had a brutal day, regardless of what brokerage they had their account in. What set Interactive Brokers apart, though, is that its customers were flying blind, unable to see that prices had turned negative, or in other cases locked into their investments and blocked from trading. Compounding the problem, and a big reason why Shah lost an unbelievable amount in a few hours, is that the negative numbers also blew up the model Interactive Brokers used to calculate the amount of margin -- aka collateral -- that customers needed to secure their accounts.

Thomas Peterffy, the chairman and founder of Interactive Brokers, says the journey into negative territory exposed bugs in the company’s software. “It’s a $113 million mistake on our part,” the 75-year-old billionaire said in an interview Wednesday. Since then, his firm revised its maximum loss estimate to $109.3 million. It’s been a moving target from the start; on April 21, Interactive Brokers figured it was down $88 million from the incident.

Customers will be made whole, Peterffy said. “We will rebate from our own funds to our customers who were locked in with a long position during the time the price was negative any losses they suffered below zero.”



Interactive Brokers founder Thomas Peterffy

Photographer: Andrew Harrer/Bloomberg

That could help Shah. The day trader in Mississauga, Canada, bought his first five contracts for $3.30 each at 1:19 p.m. that historic Monday. Over the next 40 minutes or so he bought 21 more, the last for 50 cents. He tried to put an order in for a negative price, but the Interactive Brokers system rejected it, so he became more convinced that it wasn’t possible for oil to go below zero. At 2:11 p.m., he placed that dream-turned-nightmare trade at a penny.

It was only later that night that he saw on the news that oil had plunged to the never-before-seen price of negative $37.63 per barrel. What did that mean for the hundreds of contracts he’d bought? He frantically tried to contact support at the firm, but no one could help him. Then that late-night statement arrived with a loss so big it was expressed with an exponent.

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The problem wasn’t confined to North America. Thousands of miles away, Interactive Brokers customer Manfred Koller ran into trouble similar to what Shah faced. Koller, who lives near Frankfurt and trades from his home computer on behalf of two friends, also didn’t realize oil prices could go negative.

He’d bought contracts for his friends on Interactive Brokers that day at $11 and between $4 and $5. Just after 2 p.m. New York time, his trading screen froze. “The price feed went black, there were no bids or offers anymore,” he said in an interview. Yet as far as he knew at this point, according to his Interactive Brokers account, he didn’t have anything to worry about as trading closed for the day.

Following the carnage, Interactive Brokers sent him notice that he owed $110,000. His friends were completely wiped out. “This is definitely not what you want to do, lose all your money in 20 minutes,” Koller said.



A screen shot of the message an Interactive Brokers customer received when trying to trade oil after it had gone negative.

Besides locking up because of negative prices, a second issue concerned the amount of money Interactive Brokers required its customers to have on hand in order to trade. Known as margin, it’s a vital risk measure to ensure traders don’t lose more than they can afford. For the 212 oil contracts Shah bought for 1 cent each, the broker only required his account to have $30 of margin per contract. It was as if Interactive Brokers thought the potential loss of buying at one cent was one cent, rather than the almost unlimited downside that negative prices imply, he said.

“It seems like they didn’t know it could happen,” Shah said.

But it was known industrywide that CME Group Inc.’s benchmark oil contracts could go negative. Five days before the mayhem, the owner of the New York Mercantile Exchange, where the trading took place, sent a notice to all its clearing-member firms advising them that they could test their systems using negative prices. “Effective immediately, firms wishing to test such negative futures and/or strike prices in their systems may utilize CME’s ‘New Release’ testing environments” for crude oil, the exchange said.

Interactive Brokers got that notice, Peterffy said. But he says the firm needed more time to upgrade its trading platform.

“Five days, including the weekend, with the coronavirus going on and a complex system where we have to make many changes, was not a sufficient amount of time,” he said. “The idea we could have bugs is not, in my mind, a surprise.” He also acknowledged the error in the margin model Interactive Brokers used that day.

According to Peterffy, its customers were long 563 oil contracts on Nymex, as well as 2,448 related contracts listed at another company, Intercontinental Exchange Inc. Interactive Brokers foresees refunding $18,815 for the Nymex ones and $37,630 for ICE’s, according to a spokesman.

To give a sense of how far off the Interactive Brokers margin model was that day, similar trades to what Shah placed would have required $6,930 per trade in margin if he placed them at Intercontinental Exchange. That’s 231 times the $30 Interactive Brokers charged.

“I realized after the fact the margin for those contracts is very high and these trades should never have been processed,” he said. He didn’t sleep for three nights after getting the $9 million margin call, he said.

Peterffy accepted blame, but said there was little market liquidity after prices went negative, which could’ve prevented customers from exiting their trades anyway. He also laid responsibility on the exchanges and said the company had been in touch with the industry’s regulator, the U.S. Commodity Futures Trading Commission.

“We have called the CFTC and complained bitterly,” Peterffy said. “It appears the exchanges are going scot-free.”

Representatives of CME and Intercontinental Exchange declined to comment. A CFTC spokesman didn’t immediately return a request for comment.

Read More: Oil Fall Prompts Call for U.S. to Probe Whether Market Defective

The fallout for retail investors like Shah and Koller raises questions over whether they should’ve been allowed to take a position in oil contracts right before they expired, putting them in position to have to take possession of barrels of crude oil. Brokers have been grappling with how to shield clients, especially those with small accounts who are clearly incapable of taking physical delivery, since that day. Some, including INTL FCStone, have already blocked certain clients from touching the front-month oil futures contract.

Peterffy said there’s a problem with how exchanges design their contracts because the trading dries up as they near expiration. The May oil futures contract -- the one that went negative -- expired the day after the historic plunge, so most of the market had moved to trading the June contract, which expires May 19 and currently trades above $24 a barrel.

“That’s how it’s possible for these contracts to go absolutely crazy and close at a price that has no economic justification,” Peterffy said. “The issue is whose responsibility is this?”

— With assistance by Melinda Grenier, Lynn Doan, and Catherine Ngai

(Updates to add 24th paragraph on questions raised about small oil traders. A previous version of this story was corrected because Interactive Brokers gave the wrong estimated refund for the Nymex contracts.)

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To: sense who wrote (157578)5/9/2020 5:21:22 AM
From: TobagoJack  Respond to of 217560
 
this article is funny

dunno, maybe one day the described happens to a gold-affiliated ETF

bloomberg.com

Oil Prices Were a Beautiful Mystery

Also ETF rebalancing, brothers-in-law, negative rates, lunch value investing and Bitcoin hacking.

Matt Levine8 May 2020, 18:07 GMT+2

Matt Levine is a Bloomberg Opinion columnist covering finance. He was an editor of Dealbreaker, an investment banker at Goldman Sachs, a mergers and acquisitions lawyer at Wachtell, Lipton, Rosen & Katz, and a clerk for the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 3rd Circuit.
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Negative oil prices
On one level, I feel like I can explain why the price of West Texas Intermediate crude oil futures for May delivery was negative $37.63 on April 20. The most basic explanation, which I offered shortly before the price actually went negative, is that most people who buy oil futures do not actually want to take delivery of 1,000 barrels of smelly toxic explosive goo, and if you are long May futures at the end of April 21, you are going to get a delivery of oil. There is not much demand for oil right now, what with the collapse of the global economy due to a pandemic, and oil storage tanks near Cushing, Oklahoma—which is were you’re getting the oil, if you own those futures—are pretty full. So everyone who was long abstract oil via futures on April 20 tried to get out before it turned into real oil, nobody wanted to buy, and prices collapsed. Oil storage isn’t free, and oil isn’t that valuable if no one is driving or flying, so if you had oil and wanted to get rid of it, you had to pay someone to take it off your hands.

That’s fine as far as it goes, but it’s not wholly satisfying. We are talking about one day. On April 17, the trading day before April 20’s collapse, the May futures settled at $18.27. On April 21, the final day of the contract, they settled at $10.01. Not all that much changed over that period; it’s not like the demand for oil was robust, or lots of storage was available, on April 17 and 21 but not on April 20. If you wanted to get out of the May contract before taking delivery, you could have done it before the last possible minute, to avoid a rush to the overcrowded exits, and in fact most big financial oil investors (exchange-traded funds, etc.) did get out of the May contract by April 17, at normal positive prices. But if you insisted on waiting for the last minute, you were also fine; the contract settled at a positive price on its last day. A huge rush of panic selling on the second-to-last day, preceded and followed by relatively orderly trading at normal prices, is … possible, but unsatisfying.

So it would be nice to find more technical explanations, glitches, manipulations, cascades of oddities. We talked about trade-at-settlement futures last week; you could spin an entirely hypothetical story about how hedging or manipulation by traders of those futures could have driven down the settlement price to uneconomic levels. I have heard other speculative hypotheses about futures brokers liquidating margined positions (if you’re not selling for your own account, you might not care about selling at a negative price), about physical oil traders who owned oil in storage and hedged with short futures that they’d ordinarily roll (and that they might wait to roll to take advantage of price dislocations), about “whether the storage capacity data posted by the U.S. Energy Information Administration accurately reflected the actual availability of space.” It would be satisfying if there was a villain, or a brilliant trader implementing a big short bet, or a dumb trader making a fat-finger error, or a reporting error confusing the market, or something. Some mechanical thing you could point to and then fix. As opposed to just “supply and demand, whaddarya gonna do?”

Anyway at Institutional Investor, Leah McGrath Goodman has a look “ Inside the Biggest Oil Meltdown in History.” It doesn’t quite provide the elusive neat explanation that I want for how it happened, but it’s a terrific story of what happened on April 20 and how weird it was:

In the minute between 2:08 p.m. and 2:09 p.m., 83 futures contracts for West Texas Intermediate light, sweet crude oil, scheduled for May delivery to the oil hub of Cushing, Oklahoma, rapidly exchanged hands at $0 a barrel. With each contract consisting of 1,000 barrels, this meant that, at least on paper, 83,000 barrels — or 3.5 million gallons of oil — effectively went off the market for free. That same minute, oil prices, encountering little resistance, jackknifed lower to trade at minus 1 cent a barrel, touching off an unprecedented freefall into negative territory. …

Andy Hall, the legendary oil trader who retired in 2017 from Astenbeck Capital Management, his multibillion-dollar hedge fund, was looking over prices that day, as is his wont.

“I do still watch it every day,” he says. “I suppose old habits die hard. What I saw was very chaotic. I saw a lot of buying and selling toward the end. I am sure a lot of people thought, ‘If I buy at zero, what can I lose from that?’ Well, it turns out you can lose over $40 a barrel.”

The story also features this all-time classic financial-markets quote from Tom Kloza, the “global head of energy analysis at oil price service OPIS”:

At 2:29 p.m. on April 20, one minute before settlement that Monday, a single May crude futures contract traded at the jaw-dropping price of negative $40.32 a barrel, marking the lowest handle ever witnessed in the most liquid crude oil contract in the world — a previously unimaginable nadir. “Between 2:25 p.m. and 2:30 p.m. it was like watching a Fellini movie,” says Kloza. “You’re able to appreciate it, but no one really knows what’s going on. The screen was just going nuts.”

One, that is just a hilarious assessment of Fellini. But, two, it is a wonderful description of the aesthetic experience of financial markets. There you are, making or losing millions of dollars on an unprecedented event reflecting chaos and disaster in the real economy. Numbers are moving fast, fortunes are being made and lost, everyone is screaming at you, no one knows what is going on, and you are sitting there thinking “this is like a movie, this is amazing, I don’t even understand it but I am moved deep in my soul by this progression of numbers across my screen, this is art.”

Tracking error Ahahahahahahahahahaha oops, oops, oops:

[Invesco Ltd.] recently discovered and has corrected an error with respect to two funds: the Invesco Equally-Weighted S&P 500 Fund and Invesco V.I. Equally-Weighted S&P 500 Fund (the “Funds”). The Funds are passive funds that are managed to track the S&P 500 Equal Weight Index (the “Index”). In March 2020, due to volatility in the equity markets, S&P Dow Jones Indices communicated the decision to delay, and ultimately to separate, the rebalancing dates for its indices and noted some indices would be rebalanced in April and others in June. The Company noted this delay but not the separation of rebalance dates and omitted rebalancing the Funds on April 24, 2020 when S&P rebalanced the Index. The Company discovered this omission and rebalanced the Funds on April 29, 2020. The Company will make a contribution to the Funds of approximately $105 million to compensate them for the performance difference that arose from market movements between April 24 and April 29.

Invesco’s equal-weight funds are meant to track the S&P 500 Equal Weight Index. That index contains all the stocks in the S&P 500, but instead of weighting them by market capitalization—putting more money into bigger stocks—it weights them all equally, putting the same amount of money into each stock. Of course some stocks go up and others go down, so after a day of this you’ll have more money in some stocks than others, taking you away from equal weighting. S&P deals with this by rebalancing the funds each quarter: At the end of each quarter, you sell some of the stocks that have gone up and buy some of the stocks that have gone down to get back to equal weight.

The quarterly rebalancing was supposed to happen on March 23 this year. Things were pretty nuts in March! In order to, essentially, avoid making them more nuts, S&P Dow Jones Indices put off its index rebalances for the month. “S&P DJI made this decision following thorough consideration of how best to support our clients and govern our indices during this period of extreme global market volatility, market wide circuit breaker events and exchange closures,” it said. If your goal was to have an equal-weighted basket of stocks rebalanced every quarter, I suppose you could have done the rebalance anyway. But if your goal was to track the relevant index, as Invesco’s was, then you would want to rebalance your fund when S&P rebalanced its index, not before or after. So when S&P announced the postponement, Invesco dutifully postponed its rebalancing.

While S&P postponed a lot of index rebalances until June, it only postponed this one until April. (If you have a normal market-cap-weighted index, rebalancing doesn’t matter that much, and you can skip a quarterly rebalancing if you have to. If you have an equal-weighted index, rebalancing is sort of the point of the index, so S&P only delayed it by a month.) But Invesco didn’t notice. It apparently skimmed the notice from S&P, said “gotcha, no rebalances in March, see you in June,” put a little calendar reminder to check back in June, and missed the April 24 rebalance date.

At some point between April 24 and April 29, it noticed, and when I say “it” here I mean that some specific human at Invesco noticed, either because she was idly reading S&P notices or tracking competitors’ rebalancing activities, or because she got a panicked phone call from a client. Some inkling came to her: Hey, this fund was supposed to rebalance on April 24. And then she checked to see if it had, and it hadn’t. Presumably she then thought, ah, I must be wrong (or: our competitors must be wrong, my client must be wrong), we haven’t rebalanced, so we must not have had to rebalance. We wouldn’t mess up a silly thing like that. But down in her stomach a knot of worry grew. She did a quick double-check, I’m sure it’s fine, obviously we know what we’re doing, but let’s be sure. And: nope! We just forgot!

I figure it’s like 50/50 whether the Invesco employee who noticed and spotted the error in April is also the employee who made the error in March. If it was, the knot of worry would be considerably worse. It’s one thing to notice an error that costs your employer $105 million; it’s another thing to notice that you made the error.

Anyway yeah delaying the rebalance by 5 days apparently cost the funds $105 million of performance, so Invesco gave them the $105 million back. (I am not sure it was exactly obligated to do that—the funds try to track the index, but they don’t guarantee success—but if you just forget to rebalance and get sued, you don’t have a great defense, and anyway it is bad customer service, so the ordinary move here is for the fund company to make up the difference if it can. Presumably if the error had gone the other way—if the delayed rebalancing had helped performance—the funds would have kept the money.) Sure I like reading about wild market swings and high-stakes M&A gone wrong, but the financial story that I most want to read is a minute-by-minute oral history of how Invesco misread S&P’s alert, forgot to put a reminder in its calendar, and then discovered that it had missed a rebalancing.

Also: What happened to the person who missed it? Will they take the $105 million out of her salary in monthly installments? Does she have to buy everyone a round of drinks at the next department happy hour? Will she acquire a new, rebalancing-related nickname? After the initial panic subsides will they all have a good laugh about it? Ah, high finance, these things happen.

For he today that trades some stocks with me shall be my brotherAnthropologists find that in many cultures the uncle relationship is special and profound, freighted with tradition. It is sometimes the responsibility of the uncle to educate his nephew in the society’s values, or to conduct his initiation rites. In modern American society, on the other hand, the brother-in-law relationship seems to be particularly special. The brother-in-law’s role is to insider trade on his brother-in-law’s information. The other day I wrote about corporate executives whose family members insider trade, and I just automatically focused, as I often do, on brothers-in-law. “Prosecutors and regulators will put in a lot of effort establishing not just that you told your brother-in-law your merger news,” I wrote, “but also the details of your relationship.” There are as many different brother-in-law relationships as there are brothers-in-law, each with its own special characteristics, but they all traditionally involve insider trading.

Anyway:

Sen. Richard Burr was not the only member of his family to sell off a significant portion of his stock holdings in February, ahead of the market crash spurred by coronavirus fears. On the same day Burr sold, his brother-in-law also dumped tens of thousands of dollars worth of shares. The market fell by more than 30% in the subsequent month.

Burr’s brother-in-law, Gerald Fauth, who has a post on the National Mediation Board, sold between $97,000 and $280,000 worth of shares in six companies — including several that have been hit particularly hard in the market swoon and economic downturn. ...

Burr came under scrutiny after ProPublica reported that he sold off a significant percentage of his stocks shortly before the market tanked, unloading between $628,000 and $1.72 million of his holdings on Feb. 13 in 33 separate transactions. As chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee and a member of the health committee, Burr had access to the government’s most highly classified information about threats to America’s security and public health concerns. …

Alice Fisher, Burr’s attorney, told ProPublica that “Sen. Burr participated in the stock market based on public information and he did not coordinate his decision to trade on Feb. 13 with Mr. Fauth.”

To be fair Burr’s defense has always been that he traded, not based on inside information from Senate briefings, but based on what he saw on television. Maybe they just watched the same shows?

Negative rate holiday
In this economic crisis, there has been a widespread push to delay payments to give hard-hit people some breathing room. There have been rent strikes, mortgage forbearance, interest payments skipped or paid in stock. All sorts of payments have been postponed or canceled because people don’t have enough money to make them.

Similarly if you have to pay your bank cash because you have deposited money with your bank and interest rates are negative, I guess you should get a break? I don’t know, macroeconomics is so weird:

UBS Group AG is offering some of its wealthiest clients in Switzerland a temporary break from negative interest rates in a bid to attract assets as the coronavirus crisis wreaks havoc on markets.

The world’s largest wealth manager is offering a payment holiday of several months to clients that plan to eventually invest some of their cash holdings, according to people familiar with the matter who asked for anonymity to discuss internal information.

I feel like if you told a 20th-century banker that banks were temporarily suspending interest payments on deposits, he would say “wow that sounds like a bad financial crisis but I guess the banks need to conserve cash however they can.” And then if you said “no they’re suspending the interest that the depositors have to pay” he’d be so confused.

Lunch value investing
A basic investing advantage that Warren Buffett has is that he can afford to be opportunistic. He can sit on cash and wait until companies are cheap before buying them. And he has permanent capital, so he can never be forced to sell them if the market is bad. A lot of investors are less patient and disciplined and value-oriented than Buffett, but a lot of other investors are just as patient and disciplined and value-oriented but have to answer to impatient limited partners. When markets are hot they feel compelled to buy stuff at valuations they don’t like, and when prices are crashing and there are opportunities everywhere, they are hit with withdrawals and have to sell instead of buying. Buffett has escaped those pressures; he can buy and sell when he likes.

One thing that we do around here occasionally, roughly twice a year really, is talk about the pricing for annual charity auctions of lunches with Warren Buffett and Bill Ackman. (“Lunch valuation analyst,” it says in my Twitter bio.) I sometimes try to come up with fanciful valuation metrics for these lunches, but in a financial crisis those metrics kind of go out the window. The key point now is that lunch with Buffett went for $4,567,888 in June of 2019, but it would probably go for less than that in May of 2020. Markets are volatile, the economy is stalled, valuations are down; also if you had lunch with him now it would probably have to be over Zoom or something. But Buffett is patient:

Warren Buffett’s annual charity auction will be delayed because of the pandemic.

The auction, which normally takes place in May or June, will be held later this year, according to an emailed statement Thursday from Glide, the San Francisco charity that benefits from the fundraiser. The event has raised nearly $35 million over 20 years.

Makes sense. Ideally he would opportunistically buy the lunch back during a pandemic but I guess that timing doesn’t quite work. After a series of delays, he ended up doing the 2019 lunch—with, horrifyingly, five cryptocurrency advocates—in February 2020. If he had put it off for just a few more weeks I bet he could have bought it back for $2 million, and it would have been worth it.

Blockchain blockchain evil genius

Sure:

An adviser to blockchain companies is claiming a 15-year-old and his crew of “evil computer geniuses” stole $24 million in cryptocurrency from him by hacking into his phone.

Michael Terpin sued Ellis Pinsky in New York Thursday, accusing the teenager of masterminding a “sophisticated cybercrime spree” that targeted him in 2018. Terpin is the founder and chief executive officer of Transform Group, a San Juan, Puerto Rico-based company that advises blockchain businesses on public relations and communications.

“Pinsky and his other cohorts are in fact evil computer geniuses with sociopathic traits who heartlessly ruin their innocent victims’ lives and gleefully boast of their multi-million-dollar heists,” Terpin said in his complaint.

Now my public relations advice for blockchain businesses would be “don’t get all your Bitcoins stolen by a 15-year-old,” but perhaps that is why I am not a professional public relations adviser to blockchain businesses. In fact “get all your Bitcoins stolen” does seem to be a common approach for many blockchain businesses, and (allegedly) getting them stolen by a 15-year-old who is also an evil computer genius is at least novel and entertaining. At least it makes you stand out from all the other blockchain professionals whose Bitcoins are constantly being stolen. Honestly I can see this being good for Terpin’s business. The number one public relations problem for blockchain companies still seems to be “all of our Bitcoins were stolen,” and if that’s your PR problem, who better to call than a blockchain PR person who got all his Bitcoins stolen by a 15-year-old?

Things happen
U.S. Jobless Rate Triples to 14.7% in Sharpest Labor Downturn. French Banks’ Love for Complex Products Blows Up in Virus Mayhem. Neiman Marcus’ Luxury Dreams Were Shaken by Debt and Disease. Obsession With Fraud Sabotages U.S. Aid to Millions Without Jobs. Mortgage Lenders Tighten Screws on U.S. Credit in Echo of 2008. United Airlines Slaps 11% Yield on Struggling Junk Bond Sale. SoftBank’s legal spat with Adam Neumann doubles down on the tech investor’s tarnished brand and shows it has largely given up hope of saving its Silicon Valley reputation. Louis Bacon’s Moore Capital makes big gains after going it alone. The Return of Poison Pills: A First Look at “ Crisis Pills.” Bitcoin Tops $10,000 for First Time Since February, Before Halving. Stablecoins as a collateral sinkhole. Coronavirus Came From Bats, Can Infect Cats, Ferrets, WHO Says. Why Clorox Wipes Are Still So Hard to Find. Denim CEO Says Dress Pants Aren’t Coming Back After Covid-19. “The county OK’d the mermaid entertainment as long as only one mermaid was in the pool at a time.” Mystery swirls after toilet flush heard on Supreme Court conference call. Congratulations Mathdaniel Squirrel.

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To: sense who wrote (157578)6/5/2020 8:47:20 AM
From: Pogeu Mahone  Respond to of 217560
 
NEWS CRIME & PUBLIC SAFETY

Worcester high school student charged with having Molotov cocktails at protest wins support of principal


A blurred police car in the background behind crime scene tape.

By ALEXI COHAN | alexi.cohan@bostonherald.com | Boston Herald
PUBLISHED: June 4, 2020 at 6:17 p.m. | UPDATED: June 4, 2020 at 6:17 p.m.

A Worcester high school student charged with having a satchel full of Molotov cocktails at a protest on Monday gained the support of his principal in a letter referenced by his lawyer at a Thursday virtual court hearing.

Vincent Eovacious, 18, was federally charged after Worcester Police officers noticed him pacing on the roof of Pennywise Market, “armed with several Molotov cocktails,” police wrote in a press release.

Federal officials said officers found three clear glass bottles with what Eovacious said was gasoline, five white rags, one green lighter and one silver lighter in a satchel he was carrying during a demonstration for justice for George Floyd.

Eovacious said that he was “with the anarchist group” and was “waiting for an opportunity,” according to U.S. Attorney Andrew Lelling’s office. Eovacious also allegedly yelled at protesters to kill police during the protest.



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“This is a young man who is a very, very good student, who has a part time job and has a lovely family,” said Jessica Thrall, Eovacious’ lawyer, in a Thursday afternoon virtual court hearing.

Thrall said Eovacious’ high school principal wrote a letter acknowledging the charges and criminal proceedings, “They are welcoming him back to school.”

Eovacious, with long dark hair and wearing a protective face mask, appeared via video from the marshal’s locker at the Donahue Federal courthouse in Worcester.

Thrall, citing Eovacious’ young age and “mental health background,” said having him booked at a detention facility would be “detrimental.”

“I think it would be particularly traumatic for him,” said Thrall.

But the federal prosecutor noted Eovacious’ “very serious criminal conduct,” unknown home environment and mental health condition, arguing he be held.

Thrall replied, “Mr. Eovacious’ mental health concerns are one of my primary reasons why I believe he should not be put in a prison setting.”

Judge David Hennessy ordered the hearing be continued on Friday at 12:15, and that Eovacious be held at Donald W. Wyatt Detention Facility in Central Falls, R.I., until then.

Eovacious was charged with civil disorder and unlawful possession of a firearm.

The civil disorder charge provides for a sentence of up to five years in prison. The penalty for unlawful possession of a firearm is up to 10 years in prison.

Eovacious was one of 19 people who were arrested on Monday night, according to Worcester Police.

Police reported some individuals threw rocks, concrete and fireworks at officers. A police cruiser caught on fire after being hit with a roman candle, according to reports.