To: Wharf Rat who wrote (1233890 ) 5/28/2020 10:55:47 PM From: Sdgla Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 1575502 Your cycle of lies is nearing an end comrade. COVID Madness – Montgomery County, Maryland Provides Nonsensical Rules for Opening… Posted on May 28, 2020 by sundance On a regular basis, long before the Wuhan virus surfaced, Maryland was always one of the most leftist and regulatory states in the nation. So it doesn’t come as a big surprise to see officials in Montgomery County, Maryland, present some of the most nonsensical rules to reopen their economy. [Quite Remarkable Video Announcement below ] Pictured: Montgomery County Residents Listen to County Official Marc Elrich After an extensive study and review by local scientists and public officials, you can go to a barber shop and/or beauty salon, and you can get your “hair done“, as long as the ‘doing’ doesn’t involve the actual cutting of the hair. Apparently, in phase-1 the COVID virus can identify when scissors are present and the virus will attack with increased severity. You can go to a church, as long as the going to church doesn’t involve the actual going into a building that would be identified as a church. Worship services can only be provided outdoors, because the virus lurks in the building…… unless the building contains vegetables and is called a supermarket, and then the virus cannot enter the premises. According to the local scientists who have analyzed the risks, you can now wash your car; however, it is only safe to wash the outside of the car. If you attempt to clean the inside of your vehicle the virus will hunt you. Interior car cleaning is forbidden. No actual word on how you get your vehicle to a car wash without being inside it… but minor details are still a work in progress and will likely be addressed in phase-2. Continue reading ?