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To: Citidude who wrote (26212)1/28/1998 6:18:00 PM
From: Ward W. Ward  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 41046
 
Seth and Chris (Off Topic) Here are some more bulletin/newsletter bloopers to add to your list. Enjoy <ggg> Bill

Actual messages taken from church bulletins/newsletters:

The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.

The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.

Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 pm. Please use the back door.

ANOINTING OF THE SICK . . . If you are going to be hospitalized for an operation, contact the pastor. Special prayer also for those who are seriously sick by request.

Usher will eat latecomers.

The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.

The sermon this morning: WOMEN IN THE CHURCH
The closing song: RISE UP, O MEN OF GOD

The sermon this morning: GOSSIP . . . THE SPEAKING OF EVIL
The closing song: I LOVE TO TELL THE STORY

The sermon this morning: CONTEMPORARY ISSUES #3 . . . EUTHANASIA
The closing song: TAKE MY LIFE

The sermon this morning: PREDESTINATION . . . WHAT ABOUT HELL?
The closing song: I'LL GO WHERE YOU WANT ME TO GO



To: Citidude who wrote (26212)1/28/1998 8:03:00 PM
From: James E. Glover  Respond to of 41046
 
Chris, Sign Me Up.

Thanks.

Jim G



To: Citidude who wrote (26212)1/29/1998 2:05:00 AM
From: Cactus Wren  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 41046
 
TO ALL: If you want to sign up for the e-mail list that Chris has created, would you please do so by means of the new Private Message feature? All you have to do is click on "Citidude" at the upper left corner of the screen. Then his profile will come up and there's a box marked Private Message in the upper left corner of the screen. Click on that and send your message. He'll get your note. But the Rest Of Us don't have to read it. We already know that about 100 have signed up So Far... I for one don't want to have to wade through another 100 or 200 notes of this ilk. Sorry, but I'm getting tired of it.

Sue -- tired and cranky