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To: briskit who wrote (736052)12/27/2020 2:54:13 PM
From: Maple MAGA 2 Recommendations

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Polish Sausage

A guy walks into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish sausage."

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something." If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? If I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? If I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? If I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?"

The clerk says, "Well, no."

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well,all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?"

The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."



To: briskit who wrote (736052)12/27/2020 6:38:34 PM
From: Thehammer5 Recommendations

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  Respond to of 793840
 
They were aghast. They had so much respect for Poles due to WWII and following, that they could not believe we would tell Polish jokes. I was quickly contrite about it, and learned a deep respect for Poland and Poles.

And then there was this: Just as Europe was beholding to the USA in 2 world wars, Europe was beholding to the Poles. They changed the history of the world when John Sobieski repelled the Ottoman Turks in the siege of Vienna in 1683.