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To: James F. Hopkins who wrote (13877)2/4/1998 1:36:00 PM
From: Lazarus_Long  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 94695
 
Jim: Love it! ROTFLMAO!! So we have

On the twelfth day of panic, my broker sent to me
twelve margin calls,
eleven bounced checks,
ten crashing longs,
nine hot tips,
eight worthless stocks,
seven wrong gurus,
six high-premium puts,
five busted indexes,
four bribed analysts,
three bad shorts,
two cleaned out accountants,
and a notice I'm now being sued!