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To: Thomas C. White who wrote (6927)2/5/1998 9:32:00 PM
From: Rambi  Respond to of 71178
 
Well-the original loveslave agreement was for one month. However, we extended it for a variety of reasons, chiefly the awkwardness of termination in the middle of a six month cruise, which unfortunately was aborted due to that silly gambling fiasco. And then there was the little matter of the Versace caper and bail money and the fact that you sold every one of my lovely lingerie items. Oh-and then the cost of replacing the burned-out engine on the Rolls the time you tried to change the oil. Please remember how kind I was about your failure to realize that oil does not automatically refill after draining when you turn the engine on. Yes-I understand you thought it was like a spigot. Ah-and the Beethoven manuscript that you forged which Christie's refused to take back. My lawyers have informed me that you may be eligible for emancipation in the year 2006 unless you incur further liabilities during the intervening period. And of course there's the interest accruing at a per diem rate of 13%.
As for obsequiousness, you are the best. I have found none to rival you in either blatant flattery or fawning insincerity. You are a prize and thus, for both personal and legal reasons, I'm keeping you around diuturnally. Happy Valentine's Day early.

Word for the day:
whisterpoop-a hard blow