To: Paul Hofmann who wrote (27072 ) 2/5/1998 10:51:00 AM From: rd greer Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 41046
Paul, I gained a fascinating bit of knowledge as a result of one of my youngest daughter's Christmas gifts this year. She was presented the latest in fads -- a Nano Baby! You know, those irritating little computer thing-a-ma-jigs electronic toy manufacturers' marketers made all the younger children have to have? While at her grandmother's, our daughter and her "baby" slept in the next room. My wife, an irritatingly light sleeper, kept hearing it wake up and demand attention in the wee hours of the morning. That, of course required? waking me up to complain about the "beeping" noise and the question, "...how do you turn it off?" (She didn't care for my response, but I claim I'm not responsible for my thoughts at 0-dark thirty in the morning.) The Nano Baby has no redeeming social value, and imparts no useful information as best I can determine (since pushing one of three buttons is in no way similar to the care, feeding, cleaning, and nurturing of baby humans), yet it routinely makes noise as it demands the electronic version of attention -- sleeping, feeding, playing, medical attention, etc. Much to our delight, we found that, when "it" was laid aside by my daughter for several days during the excitement and hub-ub of Holiday festivities, if you ignored it, it died! Unfortunately, my daughter's attention returned to the "thing" during the drive home and, much to our chagrin, resurrected it. Once arriving back home and, with school, homework, playing with friends, piano and dance lessons, her attention waned once more, as it often does with young children, and the "thing" died again! Last evening my daughter found it in her desk drawer and, once again, resurrected it. I am now attending the electronic irritant while she is at school, but she turned the noise off before she left, and if it dies before she gets home, she'll be upset. But I'll conveniently say I thought it was asleep! Haven't yet determined to a scientific degree how long it lives without attention, but it's noise grows in frequency and duration until, finally exhausted, it dies and leaves my daughter's family in peace. My unscientific survey reveals about 10 cries for attention with every one response given. There must be a lesson in here, somewhere. rd