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To: Surething who wrote (164)	2/9/1998 3:02:00 PM
From: Mr Metals	Respond to of 223

President Clinton wakes up to a beautiful winter morning. The sun shimmering, the air is crisp, and there is a light blanket of snow on the ground. He stretches and goes to look out the window at the snow-covered White House lawn and sees the words "President Clinton sucks" written in pee in the snow. Clinton gets all upset and calls White House Security. He tells them he doesn't care what it takes but he wants to know who did this. The Chief of Security returns in a couple of days to the President and tells him that he has good news, bad news, and real bad news. "OK," says Clinton, "give me the good news first, then the bad news, and then the real bad news." The Chief says: "The good news is after taking analysis of the pee, we know who the culprit is." Clinton nods and the Chief continues: "The bad news is the culprit is Vice President Gore." This really upsets the President, but he controls his anger and asks the Chief to tell him the real bad news. The Chief of Security swallows and says, "It's in Hillary's handwriting". Mr HA HA Metals

To: Surething who wrote (164)	2/11/1998 1:45:00 PM
From: Kent C.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 223

Microsoft Joke, emailed to me today: >A pilot is flying a small, single-engine, charter plane with a couple of >really important execs on board into the Seattle airport. There is a fog >so thick that visibility is 10m, and his instruments are out. He circles >looking for a landmark and after an hour, he is low on fuel and his >passengers are very nervous. At last, through a small opening in the >fog he sees a tall building with one guy working alone on the fifth >floor. Circling, the pilot banks and shouts through his open window: > > "Hi, where am I?" > > The solitary office worker replies: > > "You're in an airplane." > > The pilot executes a swift 275 degree turn and executes >a perfect blind landing on the runway five miles away. Just as the plane >stops, the engines cough and die from lack of fuel. The stunned >passengers ask the pilot how he did it. "Simple," replies the pilot, "I >asked the guy in that building a simple question. The answer he gave me >was 100 percent correct but absolutely useless; therefore, that must be >Microsoft's support office and from there the airport is just 5 miles >away on a bearing of 87 degrees!"