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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (1186)2/9/1998 4:00:00 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 49843
 
Don't take this personally.

Horriblescope

Aquarius (Jan. 23 - Feb. 22) You have an inventive mind and are
inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same
mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a
fucking jerk.

Pisces (Feb. 23- Mar. 22) You are a pioneer type and think most
people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full
of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact
with. You are a prick.

Aries (Mar. 23 - Apr. 22) You have a wild imagination and often think
you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on
your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack
confidence and are a general dipshit.

Taurus (Apr. 23- May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have
a dogged imagination and work like hell. Most people think you are
stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamned communist.

Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker.
People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect
too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis
are notorious for thriving on incest.

Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to
other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always
putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and
won't be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others
think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and
cannot tolerate criticism. Your ignorance is disgusting. Leo people
are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.

Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sep. 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder.
Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and
co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while
fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

Libra (Sep. 23 - Oct. 22) You are the artistic type and have a
difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are
probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nill.
Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.

Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are
shrewed in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the
pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the
perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.

Sagittarius (Nov. 23 - Dec. 22) You are optimistic and enthusiastic.
You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no
talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless
piece of shit.

Capricorn (Dec. 23 - Jan. 22) You are conservative and afraid of
taking risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a
Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.



To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (1186)2/9/1998 4:09:00 PM
From: JakeStraw  Respond to of 49843
 
New Speedway Boogie
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Please don't dominate the rap, Jack,
if you've got nothing new to say.
If you please, don't back up the track
this train's got to run today.

I spent a little time on the mountain,
I spent a little time on the hill,
I heard some say "Better run away",
others say "Better stand still".

Now I don't know, but I been told
it's hard to run with the weight of gold,
other hand I have heard it said,
it's just as hard with the weight of lead.

Who can deny, who can deny,
it's not just a change in style?
One step done and another begun
and I wonder how many miles.

I spent a little time on the mountain,
I spent a little time on the hill,
I heard some say "Better run away",
others say "Better stand still".

Now I don't know, but I been told
it's hard to run with the weight of gold,
other hand I have heard it said,
it's just as hard with the weight of lead.

Things went down we don't understand,
but I think in time we will.
Now, I don't know, but I was told
in the heat of the sun a man died of cold.

Keep on coming or stand and wait,
with the sun so dark and the hour so late.
You can overlook the lack, Jack,
of any other highway to ride.
It's got no signs or dividing lines
and very few rules to guide.

I spent a little time on the mountain,
I spent a little time on the hill,
I heard some say "Better run away",
others say "Better stand still".

Now I don't know, but I been told
it's hard to run with the weight of gold,
other hand I have heard it said,
it's just as hard with the weight of lead.

I saw things getting out of hand,
I guess they always will.
Now I don't know, but I been told
if the horse don't pull you got to carry the load.
I don't know whose back's that strong,
maybe find out before too long.

One way or another, one way or another,
one way or another, this darkness got to give.
One way or another, one way or another,
one way or another, this darkness got to give.
One way or another, one way or another,
one way or another, this darkness got to give.