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To: Patrick Smith who wrote (25738)	2/11/1998 7:20:00 PM
From: LaShark	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 30240

Think tonight deserves a good joke Two friends play golf together every Saturday.ÿ One Saturday they were getting ready to tee off when another guy asked if he could join them. They looked at each other and then looked at the man and said "sure."ÿ So they teed off.ÿ About two holes into the game, they got curious about what the man did for a living.ÿ So they asked him.ÿ The stranger told them that he was a hitman! The friends kind of laughed.ÿ The man said "No really, I am a hitman.ÿ My gun is in my golf bag.ÿ I carry it everywhere I go.ÿ You can take a look if you like."ÿ So one of the guys decided he would.ÿ He opened up the bag and sure enough, there was this rifle with a huge scope on it.ÿ He got all excited about it.ÿ He said "WOW!ÿ I bet I can see my house through here!ÿ May I look?"ÿ The stranger said "sure."ÿ So the man looked for a second and said "YEAH!ÿ You can!ÿ I can even see through my windows into my bedroom.ÿ There's my wife, naked.ÿ Isn't she beautiful? WAIT A MINUTE!ÿ There's my next door neighbor! He's naked too!"ÿ This so infuriated him that he asked the hitman how much it would be for a hit.ÿ The hit man replied "It's $1000 every time I pull the trigger."ÿ The man said "$1000, ouch!ÿ Well, OK.ÿ I want two hits.ÿ I want you to shoot my wife right in the mouth.ÿ She's always nagging at me and I can't stand it. Second, I want you to shoot my neighbor right in the dick, just for screwing around with my wife.."ÿ The hit man agrees so he gears up and looks through the scope.ÿ He looks and looks, and finally the man gets impatient and asks him what he is waiting for.ÿ The hitman replies "Just hold on now...ÿ I'm about to save you a thousand bucks."