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To: Omnichrome who wrote (3192)	2/13/1998 3:40:00 PM
From: Little Engine	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 27968

News Release --- FAMH acquires Manpower <<<< <PR Presswire> NEW YORK --- FAMH President Ira Monas today announced that Firamada (a/k/a "Furry Monster") has signed a letter of intent to acquire Manpower (NYSE: MAN) for a total of $10 billion dollars. The deal will be structured to include 40 billion shares of FAMH stock, assumption of debt, and cash in the form of whatever loose change happens to be in Ira's pocket at the time. Why not use some of the estimated (by Monas) $12 billion in Firamada's bank account, he was asked. "I'm saving it for real nice birthday presents," the FAMH president replied. "Fantastic!" purred the FAMH press agent. The acquisition is expected to send revenues, like, really, really high. Conference calls to discuss the acquisition will be scheduled for the next four weeks, but the plan is to cancel them, and hold them "eventually," Monas said. A press release on the real times is expected someday. Audited numbers are expected "any month now" according to inside sources. The financials have been held up lately by FAMH employees cutting toenails and flossing. "Mort has the brawling strippers working hard on them," Monas reported.>>> The above is a parody. I think.