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To: Gauguin who wrote (7553)2/17/1998 5:18:00 PM
From: Jacques Chitte  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 71178
 
I think (he says, sagely stroking his beard) you are suffering from Chomp Scan Sync. Two cures: 1) get a smaller monitor.
2) Get your teeth cleaned, like, professionally. The sensation of gliding (where previously you were making sorta a shuddering ratcheting progress thru the root) through that carrot might leave you too sensually enthralled to mind the screen. ("Busy. Carrot.")



To: Gauguin who wrote (7553)2/17/1998 6:27:00 PM
From: Janice Shell  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 71178
 
I want it named Gaugie's Disease.

You got it. WOW. Taht's pretty cool. I'll buy some carrots tomorrow. Promise.



To: Gauguin who wrote (7553)2/17/1998 9:23:00 PM
From: Tom Kiesel  Respond to of 71178
 
Thought I'd throw my ante in here.

Being blessed with a deep voice (we're not talking Barry White, but I can hope, can't I?) I found that just humming a low note can make the screen do a cute little wiggle dance. Change the pitch and the dance changes speed. The whole thing seems to work better with the TV than the computer screen.

-Tom "Can't get enough of your love babe" Kiesel


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