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Politics : The Donald Trump Presidency -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Sdgla who wrote (51536)3/7/2024 2:12:30 PM
From: GROUND ZERO™1 Recommendation

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Las Vegas odds makers are having a field day today making the odds for the bai dumb speech tonight...

The odds for a brain freeze lasting 5 second or longer...

The odds for confusing Donald with someone else...

The odds for having a stroke while giving the speech on live TV...

The odds of mumbling nonsense...

The odds of whispering...

The odds of yelling out loud...

The list goes on...

People are going to record the speech so they can have a record of the comedy...

GZ



To: Sdgla who wrote (51536)3/8/2024 3:26:46 AM
From: GROUND ZERO™  Respond to of 74162
 
So, how did the Las Vegas odds makers do last night???

Let's find out...

Here's the scorecard with bai dung's rambling "speech"...

The odds for a brain freeze lasting 5 seconds or longer...

YES, IT HAPPENED, A SEVERE BRAIN FREEZE!!!

He mumbled something about "I.... BE... " and then he froze, looked confused, and then mumbled something incoherent and rapidly changed the topic!!!

The odds for confusing Donald with someone else...


He lied and misquoted Donald numerous times!!!

The odds for having a stroke while giving the speech on live TV...


Well, it didn't happen, but, maybe after the big commotion of standing, speaking for over a hour, and the deleterious effects of the drugs they pump him full of to keep him upright he'll have a massive stroke overnight and permanently drop out!!!

The odds of mumbling nonsense...

YES, IT HAPPENED MULTIPLE TIMES!!!

The odds of whispering...

YES, IT HAPPENED MULTIPLE TIMES!!!

The odds of yelling out loud...


YES, IT HAPPENED! MULTIPLE TIMES!!!

And a new oddsmaker incident:

The odds of shitting his pants...

YES, IT HAPPENED MULTIPLE TIMES AND THE WHOLE PLACE SMELLED LIKE A GODDAMN WASHINGTON D.C. CESSPOOL WHICH IT IS AND MOST EVERYONE IN ATTENDANCE WAS GAGGING THROUGH THE ENTIRE PERFORMANCE!!!

GZ