To: Jonathan Lebed who wrote (3649 ) 2/18/1998 8:26:00 PM From: Wayne J. Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 27968
Hello! Jonathan, *** WAY OFF TOPIC*** You mentioned that you went to wrestling school! Is it possible that you are the infamous " Don Leo Jonathan"???? Here is one of the final exam questions to graduate from wrestling school!------Name the wrestler that chewed/bit-off the ear of ---------- --------Yukon Eric ??? Several years ago in Calgary, I was joking with Andre The Giant! I told him wrestling was all a hoax, and wrestlers don't really get hurt when they get thrown around the wrestling ring ( because they are so well padded!).-------So!!! Andre The Giant! In his very soft spoken French accent says come into the ring, and he would gladly show me some tricks!---So! I sign this waiver, so I can't sue anyone, and Andre The Giant and " Wayne J.--The Duke!" walk to the centre of the ring! Keep in mind there is no one in the audience! It's just afternoon rehersal time for the evenings main event! So! Here we are in the middle of the ring! Andre The Giant ( who is about 2 1/2 feet taller than me, and about 300 pounds heavier)--reaches out his hand ( in true gentleman fashion)!!!!! I in turn I reach out my hand! We shake hands! Actually it was more like I scream , as he crushes my hand!!! Then he picks me up, gently throws me through the air into a body slam, then pins me for a three count! For the pin all he did was hold his hand down on my chest ( Yes! gently!! But even then he just about crushed my lungs!) It was no big deal!! I was back to normal in about three to four years! I didn't even want to imagine what could happen to someone if Andre really got a nasty streak going!!!----I trust his soul went to a happy place, in my opinion he was a kind and gentle person! My own personal conclussion? Professional wrestlers earn their wages!!! ( Thank Goodness it wasn't Hans Schmidt, I have a sensitive stomach! THE CLAW!!) I was just passing some time while waiting for the next news release!!! Not to fear! I will be out of town until early March!!! Try to be kind to one another! By the way Jane , I've been eating so much candy, that now I have to go see the Dentist!--OUCH!!!!! By the way Jonathan! Go easy on Brad! he's the only guy I know that ever beat up Andre The Giant!!! ( If you think I'm kidding wait till you meet Brad, at the party!!! ( And don't ask me what party, that's not until later! In the mean time try to be a good guy!! OKAY!!!) As we are all entitled to our own opinions, just consider this posting as "Wayne J.'s BELIEVE IT !! OR NOT!!!" Best Regards, Wayne J.