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To: Kal who wrote (7823)	2/18/1998 5:41:00 PM
From: Bald Eagle	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 64865

OFF TOPIC, thought this might amuse you. I tried to send a private message, but I couldn't paste in the window. > Women's English >> Yes = No >> No = Yes >> Maybe = No >> I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry. >> We need = I want >> It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. >> Do what you want = You'll pay for this later. >> We need to talk = I need to complain >> Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to. >> I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! >> You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. >> You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? >> Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs. >> This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house. >> I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and >> wallpaper..... >> Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there! >> I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep. >> Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive. >> How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not >> going to like. >> I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. >> Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful. >> You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me. >> Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.] >> Was that the baby?=Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until >> he goes to sleep. >> I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. >> ******************* >> Men's English: >> ---------------------- >> "I'm hungry." = I'm hungry. >> "I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy. >> "I'm tired." = I'm tired. >> "Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with >> you. >> "Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with >> you. >> "Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. >> "May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. >> "Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage! >> "You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you. >> "What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out >> of this. >> "What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma >> are you going through now? >> "What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question. >> "I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex? >> "I love you." = Let's have sex now. >> "I love you, too." = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now! >> "Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before. >> "Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much different! >> "Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep >> person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me. >> "Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex >> with other guys. >> (while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any freakin' dress >> and let's go home! >> "I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together." = I am gay.