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To: Augustus Gloop who wrote (1469344)	7/15/2024 9:19:31 PM
From: Maple MAGA	4 Recommendations Recommended By Augustus Gloop longz Mick Mørmøny Wharf Rat Respond to of 1572941

Here in Canada farmers get audited by the government more than any other group. A man owned a small farm in Saskatchewan.The Saskatchewan Provincial Wage & Hours Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. 'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the agent. 'Well,' replied the farmer, 'there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.' 'That's the guy I want to talk to ... the half-wit,' says the agent. 'That would be me,' replied the farmer.